LuckyMcSwervy

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  1. oklahoma That was pages and pages ago. DILATORY I was going to make a joke and say 'nightstand'. Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. Come on... I'm irritating as well. No one has told me to shoooo.... yet.
  3. You. Owe. Me. A. Keyboard! My schlong and I are very, very sorry. TPIWWOP I admit I'm schlongless.
  4. Schlong Sorry Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. You. Owe. Me. A. Keyboard! My schlong and I are very, very sorry. Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. I've known the paper goes the way he suggested but I didn't know it was that way so my "schlong" didn't touch inside the bowl. Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. Is dinner and movie traditional enough? No. I'm the fall in love, get married, have babies in that order kind of traditional. I'm too old now anyway. Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. Thanks. Still feeling pukey and now a nasty headache. I think I overdid it shoveling snow yesterday. Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. Stick to torturing Promise with that one! Always be kinder than you feel.