LuckyMcSwervy

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  1. We only tease you because we love you, Skittles. I thought you said you only tease people you love, but in his case you made an exception. Hmm.. Does this go back to the "you're not a slut, you're a tease conversation"? Haha! I love Skittles. Taste the rainbow! Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. Well if you are there and don't have an adams apple I'll vouch for you being a female. I think they have a surgery to remove that, no? Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. Yep. And it's Friday night. Who will get drunk dialed tonight?? Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. How does she have more posts than me!? I registered before her and have been post whoring it up since I joined. 'Cause I'm a chick and I talk more. Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. No No No don't stop.....McSwervy cause... one MORE post and you'll hit a thousand!!!!! that's Gold Wings!!!! isn't it???
  6. If you are still in need of a cabana boy once you are in Sebastian... Take a number, Tadpole. Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. Awww... thank you so much! As a disclaimer, I did was Rasta to let you guys know that I was a chick. He checked out my MySpace and was able to confirm.... There's a few other people around here who have seen me in person and they know I would never go to that much trouble to bust balls around here...... even Andy's!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. Skittles! Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. Yeah, me too. The dress was probably ruined from the night's fuckery, but I did do your suggestion the other night. It was a VERY rewarding feeling. Thanks! Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. Well, they're not hot but they're from the other night when we were being silly while drunk .... 1. My friend Nicole and I @ CK's Christmas Party last Saturday night. 2. My friend Ali (AliMac) and I at CK's Christmas Party last Saturday night. Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. Had good boy nicknames - like "Tadpole"! Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. Oh, hell no. I was married to a cop and then I was dating a psycho one for a while last year. No more pork, thanks. Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. Yeah, yeah, your face is cute and all, but you know that's not the picture of you the women around here like. + 1,000,000 You just *know* someone's gonna bump that thread now!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. Looks great in the "hottie" thread! (That "" was on purpose!) Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. Assuming it wasn't Wild Monkey Sex. I would cop to the "wild monkey sex" suggestion unless I had implemented a "don't kiss and tell" order, but that's not the case this morning. Unfortunately! Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. you must have some really hard core dreams.... I thought I was the pool boy? I woke up in the same position I fell asleep in. I only know I didn't move while sleeping because my laptop was still on my stomach. Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. Well, then drive to NJ because I need a cabana boy today. My back is JACKED this morning and I don't know why. Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. It comes easily for me! Always be kinder than you feel.
  19. Well, do tell!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  20. You taught more something today! The AEIOU thing....
  21. Fixed it for ya, sweetie. Always be kinder than you feel.
  22. Criminal restraint is an indictable offense in New Jersey!! Only: * If they press charges * If you get caught Admit nothing. Deny everything. Demand VIDEO proof! Always be kinder than you feel.