LuckyMcSwervy

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  1. Maybe it is like a "rose donation" on Craig's List? Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. That method, when properly executed, only leads to a happy staker who will like to stick his dick in your face even more. PS - And don't bite it! Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. I never had your address to begin with. Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. Lucky you. I got a GPS for Christmas. Smart ass. My development is so new that we're not on the map. Haha! It's the brand new 2009 maps. Sorry to disappoint. I had company the other day and my address still wasn't on there - they needed to call for more directions. You're fucked! Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. throw a leg over the old lady If someone called me the "old lady" I'd probably weld my knees together!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. Lucky you. I got a GPS for Christmas. Smart ass. My development is so new that we're not on the map. Haha! Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. I thought they were called crabs! Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. Warning! Warning, Will Robinson! Lucky is high-maintenance! And that reminded me of a skydive back in November. When I let go of the strut on the 182 I hit my left index finger nail. Ouch. I thought I broke a nail and on the video you can see me tumbling because I went unstable while trying to look at my hand (I was wearing gloves - duh!) And the first thing I did when I landed was take off my gloves and yell, "Yay! I didn't break a nail! I'm so happy!!". AliMac can confirm this stupid story! Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. Warning! Warning, Will Robinson! Lucky is high-maintenance! I never said I wasn't!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. Nah, I don't do drive-by's. I'm 40 years old. I'm smart enough by now to know to make the men come to me. Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. As of right now, yes. Ok, start bidding Coach bags ! The days of "sex for Coach and boots" are over. That was a joke between my ex-husband and me!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. Then he could cuddle with himself! Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. Exactly! Now that I'm divorced I have to do my own boot/handbag buying! Not that there's anything wrong with that!
  14. I've gotten to many of those certificates on the past and I don't think I've ever redeemed them. Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. http://www.coach.com/default.aspx They're a leatherware company. And lots of other goodies, too. And boots!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. Awesome!!! Is it loaded with restrictions?? They just throw you out of the plane if you run out of "air minutes"! The funny this is they don't know that she'd like that!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. Haha! I just had a funny memory. When I was married it was "sex for Coach bags and boots!!". Haha!!!! Good times!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. Haha! Pancake's awesome! And my favorite is the short bus !!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  19. You always pay for it one way or the other, sweetie. Always be kinder than you feel.
  20. Awesome!!! Is it loaded with restrictions?? Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. Hoo Haa is pooty! Ohhhh!!! I was evicted from that neighborhood once ! Always be kinder than you feel.
  22. Hoo Haa is pooty! Always be kinder than you feel.
  23. I'm very sorry for your loss. You, your friend and his family will be in my prayers tonight. Always be kinder than you feel.