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  1. LuckyMcSwervy
    I was told you can never go wrong with boobies. Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. LuckyMcSwervy
    I told you not to believe everything you see in commercials, would of thought you learned that after maxing out your credit card on 'Extenze'! BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was freaking priceless! Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. LuckyMcSwervy
    LOL! Awesome! I pulled out 2 of my suitcases this afternoon. I put one on each bed in my guest room. I marked one "Mexico" and the other one "Puerto Rico"!! I'm already starting to throw stuff in because I'm such a dork!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. LuckyMcSwervy
    Oh hell yeah! +1 Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. LuckyMcSwervy
    They have a gift shop? Well, there aren't any take-outs; Customers are expected to enjoy their purchases on the premises. Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. LuckyMcSwervy
    Believe it or not my AFP instructor told me the same thing. We were discussing hand signals..... LOL! Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. LuckyMcSwervy
    They have a gift shop? Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. LuckyMcSwervy
    Ummm... I know that. Let me rephrase my question... LOL. Who the frig' make up "the shocker"??? Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. LuckyMcSwervy
    So where does "the shocker" come into play? Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. LuckyMcSwervy
    Hey Peanut! Merry Christmas! Stay safe over there!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. LuckyMcSwervy
    Yay! Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. LuckyMcSwervy
    LOL - I'm such a dork! I thought I would see Santa tracking like we track while skydiving! Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. LuckyMcSwervy
    Possibly, but I'd prolly change a word or two... I bet the word "thong" would be involved. :::: shudders at the thought ::::: Hmm... Maybe 3 words then. OMG - your poor drunk dial list! Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. LuckyMcSwervy
    I have a feeling it's going to be quite a trip. Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. LuckyMcSwervy
    Cool outfits!! You know the men are going to want to see the "other stuff"! Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. LuckyMcSwervy
    Possibly, but I'd prolly change a word or two... I bet the word "thong" would be involved. :::: shudders at the thought ::::: Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. LuckyMcSwervy
    I did. I just bought my plane ticket to Puerto Rico for the boogie in February. It was a total impulse buy due to peer pressure (haha Melissa!), but fuck it, I'm there now! And this weekend I need to finally buy my new sectional for my living room. Woohoo! Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. LuckyMcSwervy
    Might want to watch where you sing that... Luckily, I'm at home now. And I bet YOU can make a silly drunk dial song out of that catchy little tune! Always be kinder than you feel.
  19. LuckyMcSwervy
    I know! The sad part of it is after I posted that link I can't get the friggin' song out of my head. :::: singing ::::: "can I smell yo dick?" Ugh. Always be kinder than you feel.
  20. LuckyMcSwervy
    And I thought this was the story about the chick going all "can I smell yo dick?" on her guy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc Enjoy! Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. LuckyMcSwervy
    Always be kinder than you feel.
  22. LuckyMcSwervy
    Negative, tadpole. Always be kinder than you feel.
  23. LuckyMcSwervy
    On second thought, a Stupid Fucker could also mean anyone desperate enough to seek out any of those fucking ugly whores on Orlando's rap sheet. Yeah, especially the one "chick" with the receding hairline, painted on eyebrows and the black fucking lipliner! Chills!!!!!!!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  24. LuckyMcSwervy
    Always be kinder than you feel.
  25. LuckyMcSwervy
    Ahhhhhhh!!!! I didn't think you'd do it! I love this one! It's freaking hilarious!!! This should be required to be displayed at the DZ Tiki Bar... you know, just in case someone's current status was in question! Always be kinder than you feel.