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  1. LuckyMcSwervy
    You mean we can rent them hourly?? Sweet!!! I think I'll require my beer bitch to only wear boardshorts and a chunky metal watch. After all, I will be laying by the pool when requesting said beer. Damn, a girl can dream, can't she? Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. LuckyMcSwervy
    Dear Deedy - How does one go about finding a "beer bitch"? I'd like to know so I can maybe get one trained for the future. Summer's coming, you know! Love, Karen Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. LuckyMcSwervy
    This is what you do.... Get a beer bitch a.k.a. someone to go the beer for you... I have no problem being the beer bitch. I'm so old fashioned. Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. LuckyMcSwervy
    Isn't that what I told you? That's plagiarism I want my money, bitch. I've been called: Skittles Donny Osmond Bounce Golf cart and Bounce Proof What did you tell me that for? I'm sorry that I can't remember!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. LuckyMcSwervy
    WOW only 30+ jumps and already a turbin snob! It took me 250 g I know, I know. I'm already getting my balls busted over that one... Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. LuckyMcSwervy
    Heather, I voted "no". I think some stuff looks totally badass if it matches, if you can do it that way. I won't be able to do that when I order my new stuff because I want an almost all black Mirage container with a little bit of gray/silver and a bright as hell orange/yellow PD main. Good luck!! You'll look smashing no matter what you get!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'm sure she would . . . Or it gets the hose again! I hate it when I don't get it. The hose? Haha. But yeah. Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'm sure she would . . . Or it gets the hose again! I hate it when I don't get it. Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. LuckyMcSwervy
    You weren't scary. You're Daddy McCheese!!! You do rock, BTW!!
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    Don't fight it. Just go with it.... If you're lucky everyone will forget or someone else will come up with something "better" in time. Trust me! I'm not thrilled with my nicknames but, hey, whatever. I just deal with it.... and even answer to them now. Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. LuckyMcSwervy
    Congratulations!!! Did you get pied??? I like doing that now!! (Look at my avatar... ) Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. LuckyMcSwervy
    There really should be a rain date for that. Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. LuckyMcSwervy
    Awesomeness! Yep. And you're the "quote king", by the way. You still shoulda just jumped from the Cessna to the DZ. Much cooler. Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. LuckyMcSwervy
    Nope. Never heard that one. Although I did recently hear "upscale whore" with regards to turbines. I like that one much, much better. He's now in a hospital rehab facility for a week or so.... cardiac and issues related to medication and diabetes. Not fun. Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. LuckyMcSwervy
    I guess you didn't see last week's thread? LOL ... Didn't you IM me the link to the exact post that I was supposed to look at? Ummmm...... LOL. I cannot recall. But I will definitely take your word for it!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. LuckyMcSwervy
    I guess you didn't see last week's thread? Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. LuckyMcSwervy
    Hmmm.... congrats?? Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. LuckyMcSwervy
    : : #1 - Nothing. Nada. Zip. And now I'm cranky. #2 - No turbines @ CK this weekend. Only the Cessnas. They're too cramped and slow for me. I miss the Skyvan (my favorite) and the Otter. #3 - 1st time I saw my Dad's penis. He was in hospital gown. I was traumatized. I hope everyone else had a great weekend!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  19. LuckyMcSwervy
    Yikes. Bro's before ho's. Remember that. Always be kinder than you feel.
  20. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'm jealous! I'm due for that myself! Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. LuckyMcSwervy
    Fiesta Mexicana in Hammonton, NJ ROCKS! Nom, nom, nom!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  22. LuckyMcSwervy
    QuoteLow key night for me too! I ate a shit ton of delicious food, now im catching up on here, myspace, and facebook, wishing I was in Fitz, and wondering why the hell I always go after the impossible and want what I cant have!!![/reply] Don't do it. I'm your conscience. Always be kinder than you feel.
  23. LuckyMcSwervy
    No its not like that actually. Most of the people I arrest go with the program and shake my hand before I leave the jail. There are the few that try to kill me from time to time but thankfully thats not a daily event. Good to hear.
  24. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'm having a girlfriend slumber party with my fuckery protege, Jocelyn. We went to get pedicures, out to dinner (Mexican - yummy!) and are sitting here talking about boys and skydiving. What about you?? Always be kinder than you feel.
  25. LuckyMcSwervy
    OMG - he's my generation! And yup -- totally see the Shaun Cassidy resemblance!!! Always be kinder than you feel.