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  1. LuckyMcSwervy
    Nothing out of the ordinary.... but an xBF and I were having fun on our hotel room balcony at Couple Ocho Rios. Directly across from us was the offshore au naturel area, Tower Isle. We went to Tower Isle the next day and we heard people talking about being able to see a couple having a "nooner" on the balcony the day before. It was us. After many Hummingbords, Filthy Dirty Bananas and Flaming Bob Marleys we admitted it was us. That's about as strange as it gets, folks. Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. LuckyMcSwervy
    Fucking privates: Because vaginas feel better than bellybuttons. I thought that was a "belly button test" reference. Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. LuckyMcSwervy
    Now that's funny!!! BTW - I think baby oil on cotton would've worked? I tried everything and nothing worked to get the sap off!! The tongue twirl thing usually works like a charm. Always be kinder than you feel.
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    Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. LuckyMcSwervy
    +1 Swear to God it wasn't me. I only voted for 1 person throughout this entire thread and it wasn't him. So . . . You have lightning rods on your house huh? Swear to God on my brother's grave it wasn't me. Uhh huh. So what did your brother do to piss you off? My younger brother (by 370 days - haha -he came home from the hospital on my 1st birthday), Carl Peter Tomasello, Jr. died of a heroin overdose, while IN rehab , on November 3, 2002. And that DID piss me off. Always be kinder than you feel.
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    Awesome!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. LuckyMcSwervy
    +1 Swear to God it wasn't me. I only voted for 1 person throughout this entire thread and it wasn't him. So . . . You have lightning rods on your house huh? Swear to God on my brother's grave it wasn't me. Always be kinder than you feel.
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    Now that's funny!!! BTW - I think baby oil on cotton would've worked? Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. LuckyMcSwervy
    Cohiba Esplendidos... MMMMMM.......... Reminds me of laying on the beach in Jamaica or Mexico...... I like the smell of a nice cigar... just don't blow the smoke in my face. Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. LuckyMcSwervy
    Happy Birthday!! I hope your special day is great!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. LuckyMcSwervy
    Has anyone ever had a quicky between loads? I always thought that would be the greatest thing ever. Make a jump, pack up, manifest for the load after next and head back to the trailer for some sexy time between jumps. Well, it is going to be a long, hot summer..... You gotta sneak it in when you can.. Seriously, no. But it is an excellcent idea. Always be kinder than you feel.
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    THAT HAD TO BE MCSWERVY +1 Swear to God it wasn't me. I only voted for 1 person throughout this entire thread and it wasn't him. Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. LuckyMcSwervy
    What about people with those Tempur-Pedic beds? No springs in those suckers, right?? Or those SLeep Number beds?? I;m not sure... slosh, slosh, slosh. mmm I have a waterbed.
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    What about people with those Tempur-Pedic beds? No springs in those suckers, right?? Or those SLeep Number beds?? I;m not sure... Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. LuckyMcSwervy
    And the best thing about Kegels is you can practice and no one would ever know. Like sitting at your desk on your lunch hour fucking off on DZ.com. Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. LuckyMcSwervy
    I just thought of one... Don't forget your Kegels, ladies... Always be kinder than you feel.
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    What's sex? It's been so long I forget. Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. LuckyMcSwervy
    I have enough friends with benefits. Shenanigans! I call shenanigans! Nobody has enough friends with benefits, nobody! This girl calls bull-ull-ull-ull-ullllllll-shit!! And it's not "shenanigans". It's fuckery. Get it right. Always be kinder than you feel.
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    My best friend's in the Air Force and she's in Atlanta right now. I'll be going down for a visit after April's over.... And I've never, ever been to a strip club! Always be kinder than you feel.
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    Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. LuckyMcSwervy
    Sounds like fun. The Army doesn't like it when I smoke dope, though. I'm a Jamaica "regular". Unfortunately, no DZ at this moment. From what I've heard... there is some dude with a Cessna that'll take you up.... I remember finding that really easily when I Googled Jamaica Skydiving a while ago. I also heard about someone starting a DZ down there but it's been a long time since I've heard an update. I hope it won't be a D-License place like Playa Del Carmen. Remember... everyting is Irie! Ya mon!! Have an awesome trip!! I'm so jealous!! Where you staying? Always be kinder than you feel.
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    It had nothing to do with me.... Yeah - really - evidently DWS knows what the fuck RRA is doing - smiley or not, while RRA is urging DWS to just give you the doubt as opposed to the benefit. I dunno - maybe you should relieve the doubt and give up some benefits. I have enough friends with benefits. Always be kinder than you feel.
  23. LuckyMcSwervy
    You just wish your name was Nike! No, I don't 'cause my name is ADIDAS!! Booyah!! I do Adidas too - they just don't have the fit and style that a better brand does. I was going for this: A - All D - Day I - I D - Dream A - About S - Sex Remember that one from back in the day?? Always be kinder than you feel.
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    All this time I was supposed to be keeping track of total *given* in one night, too?? Uh oh. Always be kinder than you feel.
  25. LuckyMcSwervy
    You just wish your name was Nike! No, I don't 'cause my name is ADIDAS!! Booyah!! Always be kinder than you feel.