LuckyMcSwervy

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  1. LuckyMcSwervy
    And I'm thinking he's in luck because if he did his first tandem at Skydive Sussex, that means he's close enough to come to my home DZ (Cross Keys)!! There's a stripper kinda pole in the middle of the tiki bar!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. LuckyMcSwervy
    You're beautiful. Tell them all to f- off.
  3. LuckyMcSwervy
    Aww, come on. Just put it in your mouth a little. See if you like it. Sounds like a little game of "just the tip"!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. LuckyMcSwervy
    I have to get fatter to keep them wishing they were licking one of those dancer's legs instead of mine... Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. LuckyMcSwervy
    Do you know who made it or what it's called in the store?? Sounds like something I NEED to try.
  6. LuckyMcSwervy
    Remember you asked this question on Facebook when you were leaving for OKC?? The answers are still the same... See you Sunday.
  7. LuckyMcSwervy
    Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. LuckyMcSwervy
    Sounds deeeeeeeeeeelicious!!! I loveeeee bacon with maple syrup poured all over it's yummy, salty goodness. Nom nom nom nom...
  9. LuckyMcSwervy
    Yup.. and the percentage of women in the sport is fairly small..... and a lot of us could be construed as being fat by many of the younger male community who base everrything on looks. At 5'6" and currently 143 pounds, I'm considered a heifer by some.... Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. LuckyMcSwervy
    Yup.... http://www.uspa.org/AboutSkydiving/SkydiverDemographics/tabid/303/Default.aspx Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. LuckyMcSwervy
    No comment... It's not what you're thinking. Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'll pray for you. Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'm out sick today, furloughed tomorrow (all State of NJ Judiciary employees are laid off on 5/22 and 6/29 - ) and there's Memorial Day Monday. Nice, longgggggggggggg weekend that unexpectedly started one day early for me. I'll be spending every possible second at the DZ. Weather is going to be great!! Lots of good friends, lots of jumping, a good friend is back from deployment tonight, sunset loads, my rig will have a repack and new risers, more cushion on the leg straps, a freefly bungy attached, I've ordered a PD Pulse to demo that'll be here next week in time for a canopy course that I forgot about when I sent the order but works out perfectly with delivery... Life is so freaking good... this weekend is totally going to ROCK!! What are your plans??
  14. LuckyMcSwervy
    Bull Shit! One of y'all will fuck him. Not me. I'm going MIA for the rest of the weekend. Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. LuckyMcSwervy
    You get very, very, very excited when it comes to the space program... Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. LuckyMcSwervy
    Put your hands above the table, McDaddy!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. LuckyMcSwervy
    Ok.....aaaahh....I’m not trolling for ass. I'm sorry if I came across this way. But I'm not. Sorry for any confusion. I think I’ve now entered a now win situation, no matter what I say will be taken out of context so I’ll be stepping away from this conversation. Enjoy the video and have a great day
  18. LuckyMcSwervy
    In this day and age.....just taking it one day at a time. One step at a time. How else can any one work it? Dude, if you're here trolling for ass... well, you're wasting your time. You have effectively totally destroyed any chance you may have thought you had with any of the skychicks reading this disgusting, mysoginistic bullshit. And I was a ballet dancer, who is now FAT. PS - I think what we do not like in ourselves is often projected as what we don't like in others. Just a thought from a non-pole swinging fattie... Always be kinder than you feel.
  19. LuckyMcSwervy
    I believe this means you pay the difference between the regular jump ticket price and the $17.76 price if you don't use the cheap tickets on July 4th weekend. Liz, is that correct?
  20. LuckyMcSwervy
    I will not make that bet again. Our buddy was smart to make that challenge. He'll definitely like his prize. Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. LuckyMcSwervy
    I am wet that is how I am doing.... What're the chances that someone has a hairdryer for you to borrow?? Always be kinder than you feel.
  22. LuckyMcSwervy
    Let me beat a guy.... How YOU doin'? Always be kinder than you feel.
  23. LuckyMcSwervy
    + 1 Always be kinder than you feel.
  24. LuckyMcSwervy
    That brings back some bad memories, as in "This one time in San Francisco ..." I read that really quick and thought it said, "This one time in San Francisco Sebastian ..." Always be kinder than you feel.
  25. LuckyMcSwervy
    Or, if you were really interested, invite him to the DZ late afternoon heading into bonfire time. No "pressure" to do a tandem, but watching everyone else have fun and meeting your DZ friends might be cool. Luckily, I won't have to worry about this guy. But I've also filed away the good suggestions for later use, if necessary.