LuckyMcSwervy

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  1. Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. Because she's a smutsketeer. Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. And don't forget to get yo ass checked for all of the lovely STDs that are flying around out there... ::::: shudders ::::: Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. Always have a reserve. Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. Now I'm thinking about going to brush my teeth. Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. Me too. I don't know what the hell is wrong with me. Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. And now I can't stop thinking that I should probably take a side trip back to Puerto Rico to make sure the house I'm renting for next year's boogie is acceptable in person. Yep, that's called an excuse to get the hell outta here for a few days for my birthday. Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. She wasn't that tall but she was really flexible I thought that was you! BTW....nice Butt Plug! And that is why I love you guys. Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. Looks like a three way to me. ...but it might just be a fat guy & one tall really flexible chick. Is Bolas on the road again?? Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. Of course not. Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. LuckyMcSwervy

    boobies

    I wonder how much a new set of balls is going for? I'm confused...we talkin' GOLF again? My golf balls are bright pink.
  12. yes, I can see parts of them glowing in the dark right now... You just made me think of that John Ritter movie where he's running around wearing the glow in the dark condom!! But yeah, boys are on my mind today big time. Don't know why. Hormones or hoooorrrrrrrrrr moans?? Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. OMG - remind me to never tell you guys if I get cheated on... I thought that pic was Wake Island. Shows you how much I know... Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. LuckyMcSwervy

    boobies

    I wonder how much a new set of balls is going for? I'm confused...we talkin' GOLF again? My golf balls are bright pink.
  15. LuckyMcSwervy

    boobies

    I wonder how much a new set of balls is going for? why....you need a set? Nah, mine are working justttttttttttttt fine. Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. LuckyMcSwervy

    boobies

    I wonder how much a new set of balls is going for? Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. Fixed it!! That's what I wanted to do this weekend. Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. Whatcha doing this weekend? Anything good??
  19. Big problem is... I AM GOING TO DIE FOR A SMOKE! I WILL do ALL drugs & tell them to double them.. DON'T SMOKE. The blood clots are nasty. As is the possiblility of infection. Suck on something small and sweet.
  20. Well...not quite every other guy. Some island dweeb is bangin' her like a screen door in a hurricane. Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. Single life rocks. Always be kinder than you feel.