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  1. LuckyMcSwervy
    Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. LuckyMcSwervy
    And now I'm bending over for my spanking from a Greenie. Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. LuckyMcSwervy
    And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out. Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. LuckyMcSwervy
    Heal fast!! MUAH!! Both of you!! And Lisa, you know, you KNOW.... the get well cards with glitter are coming your way, right?? MUAH!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. LuckyMcSwervy
    Because you can't make up any good excuses. Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. LuckyMcSwervy
    because she ate all my pizza that night..... Because she doesn't have any pizza at her place. Because he changed his sig line. Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. LuckyMcSwervy
    Friend with benefits.
  8. LuckyMcSwervy
    I've been single for quite a while and I enjoy it. However, everyone talks about this as a problem so much that now I think I have a problem. Rats. Don't let them fool you! I've been single for quite awhile and I rather enoy it, too. + 1 Being single rocks. No one to try to take my time away from what *I* want to do. I'm too selfish right now and I'm okay with that. Just remember FWBs work well into that kinda equation if you can handle it. Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'll have a virtual one with you until we meet up and can have a real one, or six. Cheers! Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. LuckyMcSwervy
    No thanks. I don't play well with others or share. And I'm used to guys who are trying to get a sugar mama... Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. LuckyMcSwervy
    That's probably a better question to ask tomorrow when it's Monday here.... It's Monday there already, right?? Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. LuckyMcSwervy
    Yes, I'm an expert on judging tadpole asses. Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. LuckyMcSwervy
    BWAAAAAAA!!! You beat me to it!! And hey, about that cabana boy.... does he have a hot brother?? Today I decided that I'm taking my ass to Puerto Rico for my birthday and this house on the beach I'm renting definitely needs a hot cabana boy. Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. LuckyMcSwervy
    She's beautiful!!! What's her name?? Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'd like to see them roll by and yell, "Don't fuck up!". Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. LuckyMcSwervy
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=toe+tag Definition #4. Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. LuckyMcSwervy
    Wait.... Because she's forgotten how I stuck up for her during that whole controversy. Because he has a good memory. Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. LuckyMcSwervy
    Jason, I'm so sorry to hear this. I'll be keeping her in my thoughts and prayers. Good luck. Always be kinder than you feel.
  19. LuckyMcSwervy
    Because none of her teats spout chocolate milk. Always be kinder than you feel.
  20. LuckyMcSwervy
    Because I'm really a dude. How's THAT for a thread throwback? Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. LuckyMcSwervy
    No, silly! Not by you! You're too nice for that!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  22. LuckyMcSwervy
    I believe she is referring to Shah That would be a PA, no? Always be kinder than you feel.
  23. LuckyMcSwervy
    Fuck no! I'm allergic to seafood!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  24. LuckyMcSwervy
    I've already toe-tagged the cone head!! I LOVE HIM!! OK, just trying to make you laugh... Always be kinder than you feel.
  25. LuckyMcSwervy
    Because she quit being a smutsketeer ..... Because she hasn't given me a new top secret word for "tadpoles". That way they won't know that we're talking about them. BUSTED!! Always be kinder than you feel.