LuckyMcSwervy

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  1. Have you ever had a strange girl eat your extra olive? Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. Once you do Grue . . . It'll smell like an old Shoe. Sorry - I couldn't help it. Once you do turtle, your anus will curdle? You'd be good at writing that mushy, romantic erotica stuff. Always be kinder than you feel.
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  5. YES. You just solved a mystery. My exBF had a really awesome Tempurpedic bed. It was a very firm style but I would die of heat on it at night, always throwing my legs outside the blankets. I chalked it up to the heat of 2 bodies but when we were at my house it was never oven-like. It was the damn mattress. Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. So you're telling me I have a chance? Well, all seriousness aside, if you eliminate all Italians and Sicilians in NJ from the competition, your odds would seem to be pretty good. You'd probably all fit into one room. There's lots of WASPy boys here. Thank God. Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. Small world.....my paternal grandmother was born and raised in Palermo. But my ladies have always been quite satisfied with just the one. Don You must be a great guy!! As a rule, I never date Italians/Sicilians. Life lessons. So you're telling me I have a chance? We don't even know who you are, Secret Squirrel. Remember that scene from "Dumb and Dumber" when Lloyd goes "so you're telling me i have a chance (1 out of 1million)". That was this was in reference to I know. Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. Small world.....my paternal grandmother was born and raised in Palermo. But my ladies have always been quite satisfied with just the one. Don You must be a great guy!! As a rule, I never date Italians/Sicilians. Life lessons. So you're telling me I have a chance? We don't even know who you are, Secret Squirrel. Always be kinder than you feel.
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  11. We're probably all related anyway . Funny you say that. When I moved to this town after my divorce was final, my dear Dad gave me the very important advice of making sure to verify there wasn't any blood family connections with any man I may meet. My Dad's family practically owns this town and there's tons and tons of us around here. He knew I didn't like Italian guys but still... some of these Italian guys around here have non-vowel ending last names thanks to Italian Mommies. No close calls, phew, but I'm not looking for a dude anyway. Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. Small world.....my paternal grandmother was born and raised in Palermo. But my ladies have always been quite satisfied with just the one. Don You must be a great guy!! As a rule, I never date Italians/Sicilians. Life lessons. Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. Cause one doesn't get the job done? No, because nothing much rhymes with Irish, Catholic, Muslim or Hispanic. Once you go Sicilian, you gotta have a million! ?!? (or ...you gotta have a Brazilian. ) or a Castillian. I'm Sicilian. Always be kinder than you feel.
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