LuckyMcSwervy

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  1. Nah, McSwervy is very lucky to be comfortable financially and doesn't let guys buy her anything jump related.
  2. Nah..... no need. I'm getting ready to go to the DZ all weekend and not almost hit the power lines or land in the brush. Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. And there's another quote....... Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. *picks self off of floor* HI! I wear leather pants! How you doin! This is where we need a puking icon... Wrong side of the bed again i see! I think it's sad that the only thing you have to offer is the "leather pants" thing. Sounds like some one is in need of a bum licking! Don't you ever address me in that sexually suggestive fashion again. Seriously. Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. That's the twilight stuff, right? I couldn't remember what it was called. And it is over just like that!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. *picks self off of floor* HI! I wear leather pants! How you doin! This is where we need a puking icon... Wrong side of the bed again i see! I think it's sad that the only thing you have to offer is the "leather pants" thing. All I have to offer is that I'm not wearing any pants Now that's a real skydiver answer. Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. *picks self off of floor* HI! I wear leather pants! How you doin! This is where we need a puking icon... Wrong side of the bed again i see! I think it's sad that the only thing you have to offer is the "leather pants" thing. Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. Damn!! Thought I bought all of the copies!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. *picks self off of floor* HI! I wear leather pants! How you doin! This is where we need a puking icon... Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. I have but it was to look at my heart. Piece of cake!! You'll never even know they were doing it. Get the twilight anesthesia if you can. Feels like you are waking up from a nap, not groggy like general anesthesia. Good luck!!! I hope everything turns out okay!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. But you get so much more with a bottle of Rohypnol I love Roofie Coladas.
  12. I think you'll be safer there. Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. + 1 I dated a guy a few years ago who called me 15 minutes after we parted to "make sure I got home okay" (we both live in the same town and met up at a nice, local restaurant/bar). And then he asked me out for a couple of nights later.
  14. TPIWWOP. Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. Awesome!! I did a jump last night with 2 20 somethings and I think they were a bit surprised!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. Jeff, you missd last night. Logan, Dedan and I did a 3 way hybrid and I was the hanger. I went straight down, first try, bitch!! Hahaha!! Catcha this weekend.
  17. Are both hands above the table?? Cause we can tell when you're jerking it when you're talking to us you know. Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. Some dude named John. Always be kinder than you feel.
  19. You're just jealous. not about YOU! Yeah you are dude. Don't lie. You wish you had my sense of humor, charm, wit and modesty. Women dig that kinda stuff. ...plus they think I taste like fruit since my name is skittles. Is dingleberry a fruit? Always be kinder than you feel.
  20. You're just jealous. WTF? WE'RE the freaks?? Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. That's how I get all my girls. We start as friends and talk casually. Usually on a pretty constant basis and then BAM! all of a sudden they realize they have feelings for Skittles. Obviously due to his killer sense of humor, charm, wit and of course modesty. And that's why I love you, Skitts.
  22. OK, seriously... yes, there's a line. I can't stand douche nozzles who like to flaunt stuff, whether it be salary, car, # of skydives, etc.)... it's a total turn off to me. Also, if you ask once, and I give you the "I'm flattered but" line... then please take the hint and don't ask again. And please don't call me a lesbian because I'm not interested in you!! Sometimes people grow on you, sometimes not. You don't want to burn any bridges just in case sparks start to fly at a later date. And I'm so glad to hear you have a real date!! I'm sure there will be video... Always be kinder than you feel.
  23. Don't waste the pretty, Skittles. Always be kinder than you feel.
  24. Nice!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  25. Mine are located in the back of the Otter. Always be kinder than you feel.