LuckyMcSwervy

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  1. Summahfestttttttttttttttttttt yessssssssssssssssssssss Probably!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
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  3. My condolences. Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. Whore. Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. Nunnery Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. speeding ticket Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. Finally!! I can't believe it took this long for you men to chime in with that one!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. BAM! Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. OMG - Jeff!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. I finished my A License there. It's special to me. Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. I have no interesting places worth sharing. However, I do have something in mind for next winter in a warm location... Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. Yup, it's 31 years old now. Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. If you and your partner don't get satisfaction from missionary, then you're just not doing it right. + 1 Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. Fu-fu-fuck her face Fu-fu-fuck her face. Sorry... that's what I thought of. DAMN IT!!! Magic stick NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. Fu-fu-fuck her face Fu-fu-fuck her face. Sorry... that's what I thought of. DAMN IT!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. Hell no!! But trust me, it *used to be*... ballet dancer and gymnast... PERFECT. I miss my old ass... Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. You know I know your last name!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. Off subject... but is that a cock ring in your avatar?? Always be kinder than you feel.
  19. Yep...they pulled me out of the audience and used me in a segment on pampering your feet. I got lucky, it was after one of the three times in my life I've actually paid for a pedi. That's cool!! I was pulled off the beach, we were in our little bikinis (back when I barely weighed a buck-o-five) to stand there next to some dude who wrote a book on fitness. It was cool!!! And doesn't it figure you already paid for a professional pedi?? Always be kinder than you feel.
  20. No shit!! My ass had it's 15 minutes of fame on the Today Show!! Bahamas - March 1987!!! Edited to add: Back then it was perfect. Now, not so much.... Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. No freaking way!! I won't do it and I don't want it done to me... I can barely get through a pedicure without kicking the girl/guy in the face from hypersensitivity. I can't imagine kicking a sex partner in the face. Always be kinder than you feel.
  22. Skittles was just asking about this........ Always be kinder than you feel.
  23. I'll be right back .... O OMG!!! My first night in 4 months alone in my appartment (mom is gone - woohoo!!!) and now I'm going to have nightmares ... Bolas ... what is wrong with you boy? O Told ya!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  24. +1 Something about that shy boy screams "KINKY" ... O Bolas isn't shy AT ALL!! Always be kinder than you feel.