LuckyMcSwervy

I'm not the one who would do a dead chick!! No - you just want a frozen guy. Haha - Nope. I like my men hot. Always be kinder than you feel.

No frigging way. Are you serious!? You haven't lived until you've splattered on your feet. I'm not saying that I haven't in the past... drinking on the beach at night back in the day, the dunes were the pee place.... but I'm not doing that now. Always be kinder than you feel.

No frigging way. Always be kinder than you feel.

This fuckery doesn't work when the person you text is reading here, too. Always be kinder than you feel.

I'm not the one who would do a dead chick!! Always be kinder than you feel.

Forgot about that... Always be kinder than you feel.

Tony and I had a tent at Summerfest just in case we ended up too drunk to get to the hotel... we never slept in it, but that isn't to say that we didn't get some use out of it!! I knew you 2 were up to no good with that tent!!! Always be kinder than you feel.

It was the second time. The first time was 20 years ago and it sucked (in the Pocono Mountains ). This time it wasn't so bad... the walking to the hangar to pee at 3am wasn't exactly fun though.... Always be kinder than you feel.

Not this chica. Haven't you heard the saying, "The odds are good but the goods are odd"? Always be kinder than you feel.

It was actually the weekend before last... And I was practicing for Summerfest. And I couldn't go anyway.... Always be kinder than you feel.

An ex-boyfriend that I'm still friends with via Facebook IM .... : Him: wuts up!!! Me Hey. Not much. Hey - When are you gonna let me tap that? Him: tap wut? me? Me: Hey - When are you gonna let me tap that? Forget it... Him: wut are you talking about? Me: Nothing. It was silly. Him: ok damn...was hoping we are gonna knock boots!! Me: No, not happening. Him: it could Me: Anyway.... Nope. Him: you thought about it Me: No, I haven't. Him: just a little Me: Sorry, no. Him: lol i don't trusus drunk together *trust Me: Don't trust drunk together waht? Him: yeh, u and me drunk together...could be trouble Me: Not at all. Him: i see us skinny dipping somewhere - your pool - cops called. I accidentally put on your panties total fuckery lol Me: Haha - won't happen. Him: true...i don't wear girls panties Me: That's good to hear. Him: any how...just wanted to say hello. Me: Haha - Well hello!!!!!!!!!! Him: ttyl I wonder if anyone else will fall for it?? Always be kinder than you feel.

Yeah, he signed my last reserve repack. So, we should be there for your next jump then? Nope. There's night jumps tomorrow night... Damn - I'm all out of flashlight batteries - Spot good - OK. Just look for my strobes and glow sticks. The glow sticks will be pink. Always be kinder than you feel.

Yeah, he signed my last reserve repack. So, we should be there for your next jump then? Nope. There's night jumps tomorrow night... Always be kinder than you feel.

Maybe in part - but rigor mortis doesn't work on a guy - it does tighten y'all up and lube fixes the rest . . . Yeah, he signed my last reserve repack. Always be kinder than you feel.

How quickly I forget... Always be kinder than you feel.

Cuts down on the chatter, too.... That works both ways ya know... Always be kinder than you feel.

It depends on how I die. If I die as I am right now, burial is fine. Next to my brother in our family plot in this beautiful Catholic cemetary. If I go in or die in a fiery car crash on the NJ Turnpike or something like that, just cremate me, please. And give my friends some of my ashes for an ash dive over CK because that's where I finally started to feel happy and alive again...

Via Facebook IM: Him: So - when ya gonna let me tap that? Me: When they're digging my body out of the divot if I go in. Edited to add the response: Him: That's kind of morbid. BUT - as long as you are still warm . . Always be kinder than you feel.

More money than sense. He's hung like a hamster. Always be kinder than you feel.

You probably just had a Freudian slip and typed subpenis Nope. I spelled it "subpoeanas" by mistake. My fingers worked faster than my brain last night! Always be kinder than you feel.

Flight lessons. the mile high club Runway #'s Jet A exhaust Always be kinder than you feel.

Flight lessons. Always be kinder than you feel.

Barf bag. Always be kinder than you feel.

Maybe you need to get over your self!? I think all y'all need to check those egos at the door. Check yo-self before you wreck yo-self, fool. Word to your mother and I'm throwing some deuces... Always be kinder than you feel.

Thanks. The reason I said this is because #1, this is what we train other court employees at work and B) my Dad's wife was the victim of a serial sexual harasser and this is how things started. Innocuous comments here and there, leading up to an assault when no one else was around. Just keep that kinda stuff in mind, that's all. Always be kinder than you feel.