LuckyMcSwervy

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  1. See? There's something to be said for the feeling of skin on skin and not plastic on skin. Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. See? Proves marriage isn't the end to a sex life!!
  3. You know, who am I to judge, but that makes me sick. Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. Do you have to turn at least one point with everyone involved for it to count? Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. So, you're saying you like it in the ass? I ran that mess through Google Translator and that's what it means. Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. Maybe we're just teasing you because we're jealous. Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. And now you can really confuse Mama by askin her if she knows the differance between an orgy and gangbang. They're not the same? Seriously? Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. Awwwww.... isn't that sweet and romantic?? Why, I can hear Captain and Tenille singing "Muskrat Love" right now. Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. Awwwww.... isn't that sweet and romantic?? Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. Never lower your standards. Even for some casual ass. Never. +1 O Indeed. You should raise them. The solution may still be out there. I'm focused and have my eye on the prize. Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. You have NO idea.... There should be mandatory STD testing every time you buy a jump ticket. Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. What's a penis? Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. Word. I've heard some stuff lately about some people that makes me want to close the store. Seriously. Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. Just because I ask a question about sex, it doesn't make me smutty. I'm just curious. + 1 Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. Anything more than 2 people having sex in an orgy to me. Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. Nope honest! She loves the soccer mom jokes. She does say I'm shallow but that she has seen worse. But that she is ok with it because I'm honest about it and I am just as critical of myself. Like I said, in the end it's all about finding someone who gets your jokes. Now if you wish to be crass and rude to me, who you don't know from a grain of salt, ok. But it really reflect poorly on you when you pick on my friends or family. SUICC. Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. you should change your screen-name to meanymcswervy! suggestion for a new thread: "who'll be divorced and doesnt know yet!?" Not mean, just honest. Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. YAY for you!!! I hope you have a wonderful weekend!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  19. She likes the soccer mom jokes Get's a good giggle out of them. In the end it's all about finding some one who gets your jokes. Sure it would be super great if they were a perfect ten and were tallented and had gobs of cash but it's all about finding some one who gets your jokes. Even the off color dorky ones about how soccer moms dig guys who wear all their moto gear to the local grocers.
  20. Conehead? That's a little rude. And do you really want to see some of the members mating? Oh please. You've disrespected her more with the shit you've said on here than anyone here could ever do. I'm sure she'd love to see the print outs of all of your "soccer mom" comments. Good thing I have friends in manifest at Sussex. Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. Actually, maybe I'll just post who I'm secretly in love with. THAT would be funny. Always be kinder than you feel.
  22. Never lower your standards. Even for some casual ass. Never. Always be kinder than you feel.
  23. We had a debate the other day at the firehouse. Was "About Last Night" a chick flick? I say no because of all of the Demi naked shots and the male point of view. What a classic! And Porky's is the funniest movie of that era. The principal's office with Ms. Ballbricker describing the tallywhacker, priceless. Fletch Weird Science Yeah, I'd say About Last Night can qualify as a chick flick. You do see Rob Lowe's ass... Always be kinder than you feel.
  24. Indeed. Always be kinder than you feel.
  25. He strikes me as the type that's gonna have a hell of a wedding anniversary!! Always be kinder than you feel.