LuckyMcSwervy
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Someone married you? The poor guy. Always be kinder than you feel.
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Dreaming of Puerto Rico... Always be kinder than you feel.
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Ok we are going to need a photo to prove this! You should see the line that forms at the cafeteria every time they hire a half way decent good looking girl who isn't drooling or dragging a gimpy leg! If she's wearing dockers and is under a size 14 she can just about pick out any date she wants and marry an engineer who pulls in $100k and live the "trophy wife" life! I make around there and live a "trophy wife" life on my own. I don't need a man. Hey nothing is more funny or sad than watching an engineer totally get pussy whipped by a girl who at any bar or club on any given day couldn't even get a drink if she paid for it! Put here here and the guys will just about step over their own mother for the lumpy plumpy girl! "OOOh, she's hot, her thighs only rub down to the knees!" Hey the guys don't know any better. They're online looking for that Brazilian underwear model / Chemical Engineer who loves guys that play board games. Forget it. You're a lost cause. Always be kinder than you feel.
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That's awesome. Always be kinder than you feel.
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What a coincidence!! Always be kinder than you feel.
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A got a lot of "lose the fake nails if you're gonna be a skydiver" messages. I still got 'em. I have for over 20 years and I'm not stopping now. Always be kinder than you feel.
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Wasn't a Rolex. Always be kinder than you feel.
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Just in my hair when it was wet. Always be kinder than you feel.
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If we believe the stories of your recent social life, we don't see how that could happen. What did you hear?? Always be kinder than you feel.
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I was at Z-Hills and I had a landing where I found grass IN my bra at the end of the day - and I was wearing a jumpsuit. I totally biffed my landing, if I remember correctly. That's the same jump where I broke a nail and needed life flight to the nearest nail salon. Always be kinder than you feel.
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Boxers are my favorite, followed by boxer briefs. However, I also understand sometimes the tighty whities (preferably in a color besides "I can see where your pee dribbled white" ) are more comfortable. For example, skydiving. No nut unders. All I ask is that I never encounter a man thong or the speedo type panties on a dude.
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Thanks!! I love it!! You know I'm gonna whip some asses on Halloween!! You know we do costumes at the St.Patricks Boogie...right? You are relentless!! And I saw the posting today... If I'm not totally broke after my upcoming 3 trips I will try to get there. Pinky promise.
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So I'm told. Always be kinder than you feel.
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Thanks!! I love it!! You know I'm gonna whip some asses on Halloween!! Always be kinder than you feel.
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Here's what I'm going as this year... http://costumezone.com/Bad_Kitty_Costume_Buckle_Halloween_Mask_Whip_Adult.asp Always be kinder than you feel.
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My friends would surely bust my chops if I had my jumpsuit cut off and they didn't see the good stuff. They know I'm a priss. Always be kinder than you feel.
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I don't but you know what I mean. Always be kinder than you feel.
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Me! It's been a while but I do surf. We were actually going to head to Ocean City, Maryland Saturday morning to get our surf on when the weather was kinda yucky at the MAX Boogie at Delmarva. I wish we did go... I was really up for it!! Always be kinder than you feel.
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I have that one, too!! I feel your pain, sistah!! Always be kinder than you feel.
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I always wear my nice stuff because if I get hurt or go in I don't want anyone to say I wore yucky bras and panties. Always be kinder than you feel.
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We'll leave the light on for you.
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He just said it's been 5 weeks since he's had a smoke. YAY, Christoph!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
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Me likey!! Throw in a clean hot tub and it completes my fuckery!! Always be kinder than you feel.