LuckyMcSwervy

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  1. That sounds like a great reason to go jump at Cross Keys Smoke and mirrors, my friend. Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. I guess you better show up. She's afraid of rednecks everyone. 'Fraid a rednecks?!? Dang... thought I mighta had me a beer buddy and a demonstrator for the guitar songs Robby and I are gonna break out. Afraid of rednecks? I call bullshit! I have seen pictures of her at the DZ tipsy and acting like a redneck. She'll fit right in. It's those fucking Tuaca pics, ain't it?? DAMN IT!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. Freefly gangbang. Just try really hard to have an equal number of slots and tabs. And congratulations!! Wish I could be there to help shove it in your face. Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. I guess you better show up. She's afraid of rednecks everyone. Obviously not!! I'll see you there!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. Damn near spit coffee on my laptop. That's some funny shit! I'll be here all weekend. Try the veal. Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. "Nip"otism. Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. I think a lot of us would be screwed if that happened here.... Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. I have problems with my grip and it would actually help me a lot. Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. Uhahuha huh huh uh uh SHARON!!!!!!!! I loved watching them. Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. Depending on how she popped those 8 kids, he might be the better option. C-Sections. Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. Pffffttttt. That was SO real!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. Are you insane?! Trying to get him killed?! Obviously he shouldn't do that for at least 30 jumps. Oh snap! My bad!! I'd up it to at least 31. Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. I totally agree that it takes 2 to tango but the way he's been so in your face with being a total dickhead, acting like a teenage boy getting his first piece of ass while she is kinda kicking back and not being as visual and vocal... that's what makes me dislike him more because he's not keeping it classy for the sake of the kiddos. Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. I'd say 17 or 18. Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. So you're saying you don't like kids?? Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. I think he's a platinum douche nozzle. Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. Welcome back!! You must be down near the exit for 42? If so, they've been working on it all summer from at least Trenton (where I get on from 195) south, repaving and widening... Hope it's finished soon!! Classic. We have a running joke in my office about people from jersey, "Oh you're from New Jersey? What exit?" Thank you for validating it. I aim to please. Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. Welcome back!! You must be down near the exit for 42? If so, they've been working on it all summer from at least Trenton (where I get on from 195) south, repaving and widening... Hope it's finished soon!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  19. Skydiving, beach house, SCUBA when we get to Vieques, partying in San Juan, nekkid beach, OMG it can't get here soon enough!! Our little group that's going is so freaking stoked already!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  20. I want a 'Licious number, Spence!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. hahaha... You gotta get your ass back to Cross Keys!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  22. As long as he's gone by the time I get there, we're cool. Always be kinder than you feel.
  23. Just come to PR with the rest of us and then you'll WANT to hear about it!! Take your own pictures of the beautiful people of Puerto Rico!! God knows my camera will be busy... Enjoy the Medalla?? Fo realz?? And you just reminded me I have to email Vivianna... Thanks!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  24. Hey who says the girl is the "trophy wife". She could maybe pick up a "trophy husband". A guy who; works out, dresses well, speaks well, cooks, cleans, pays all the bills, respects her intellect, worships her body and has no problem with her going out with her friends or coming home with 4 more pairs of shoes and never comments on her weight gain. See it's not all bad! Every one wins! Why do you have to be so negative and angry all the time? You haven't seen me negative or angry. Always be kinder than you feel.