LuckyMcSwervy

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  1. I thought freezing preserves your swimmers? And hot water boils them? I'm sure your nuts will be fine in a 7mm! Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. Haha! It is going to be like 50F at 90'. Brrrr..... Can't wait. http://dutchsprings.com/index.html Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. It is going to be awesome!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. I'm a high maintenance bitch with hotels. It smelled like smoke so bad I got sick with my sinuses. The carpets felt greasy under my feet (then I made a towel walkway from the bed to the bathroom and housekeeping kept picking it up when I told them not to). Same thing with the comforter. I balled it up and put it in the corner of the room because it smelled so freaking bad. Then I would Lysol down the bed, even the sheets (and I brought my own comforter). Housekeeping would then put the disgusting, crusty comforter back on the bed on top of my clean comforter. And the bathroom was moldy. UGH. I was afraid to sleep with the lights out the first night because I thought roaches would crawl all over me. UGHHHHHH Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. That piece of shit hotel near Skydive The Point. I'm still traumatized. Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. I get a combination of summer/fall fever this time of year. I try to pack in things I've been meaning to do when it was warm, before it gets cold!! And I loveeee fall. I can't wait to be able to break out my turtlenecks and boots.
  7. Ohhhh.... sounds fun!! B & H lurves you. Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. I am bouncing off the walls to get out of my office. The weather here is going to be great this weekend. Can't wait to get outta here!! Whatcha doing this weekend? Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. For some of us it wasn't a joke boy am I glad I'm divorced.
  10. When my girlfriends say they're going lingerie shopping I tell them not to even bother trying the stuff on. Just throw the shit on the floor and see how it looks down there because that's where it's going to end up anyway. LMAO----->>> Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. When my girlfriends say they're going lingerie shopping I tell them not to even bother trying the stuff on. Just throw the shit on the floor and see how it looks down there because that's where it's going to end up anyway. Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. That's my all time favorite wedding joke. Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. Yup.... "Where are you? We NEEEEED you for this 3 way!!" Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. if you use both does that count as another option? Can you make that 5 if it's "The Stranger"? Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. I blame it on a densely populated state. Rush, rush, rush or someone else will take my place and then I'm fucked. OR Big fish/little pond syndrome. That's what I call it when I deal with certain law enforcements agencies and they try to impress me/bully me with their "authority" to get their agency first in line for certain projects. In the last month I've had to say, "This Joe Cop shit doesn't work on me. My Dad was a cop for 33 years and I was married to a cop. I know all the psychological manipulations and they don't fly with me." He almost shit himself. Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. Wot 'appened to scuba guy? He's not a booty call!!! You're right... 'Dive Buddy' sounds SO much better. He's a boyfriend so I don't think it is very respectful to classify him in a "just a fuck" category.
  17. I know. That's why I was sticking my tongue out!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. Not even close. Always be kinder than you feel.
  19. Extremely. I can't even stand myself. Luckily, I warned Scuba Boy from the beginning. Always be kinder than you feel.
  20. That closet is orgasmic. Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. Wot 'appened to scuba guy? He's not a booty call!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  22. Love it!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  23. But they were 70% off! No shoe loving woman can pass up that deal! Always be kinder than you feel.
  24. Zilch Always be kinder than you feel.
  25. They sink the ship, washes out everything, then they remove the water and replace it with air to get it back up. I figured a diver would know that. Never thought of that. My lift bag is only rated for 50 pounds. Always be kinder than you feel.