LuckyMcSwervy

There was a spam ad for one in the Safety &Training Forum. And lurch and a few others took it and ran with it, expounding the virtues and risks of it. Absolutely hilarious. It stayed up for a couple of days, but was removed this afternoon. It pays to read the topical forums in addition to the fuckery in here. It's a good thing someone preserves shit for posterity... ................... Concrete Test Hammer, ideally suited for on-site tests of concrete and is widely used instrument for analyzing the uniformity and compressive strength characteristics of concrete structures and Detection of weak spots in the concrete. For more information visit our website at: http://www.reboundhammer.com/concrete-rebound-hammer.html ... [credit Lurch] Do not taunt concrete rebound hammer. If concrete rebound hammer begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Caution: Concrete rebound hammer may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Do not use concrete rebound hammer on concrete. Concrete rebound hammer may stick to certain types of skin. Concrete rebound hammer contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Discontinue use of Concrete rebound hammer if any of the following occurs: itching vertigo dizziness tingling in extremities loss of balance or coordination slurred speech temporary blindness profuse sweating heart palpitations Concrete rebound hammer comes with a lifetime guarantee! THanks! In my head I was reading the "warnings" with the fast talling announcer guy voice and LOLd when I got to "do not use on concrete". Always be kinder than you feel.

There was a spam ad for one in the Safety &Training Forum. And lurch and a few others took it and ran with it, expounding the virtues and risks of it. Absolutely hilarious. It stayed up for a couple of days, but was removed this afternoon. It pays to read the topical forums in addition to the fuckery in here. Damn it! Maybe you should "notify" us Bonfire stayers when there's something else "good" going on elsewhere!! PS - Here's an ad I just saw attached to an article about a drug problem in a NJ county. Can you see what I'm talking about?! Always be kinder than you feel.

What did I miss? I know what one of those hammers are but since we aren't testing concrete here... I missed something and I'm nosey. Always be kinder than you feel.

You might call this a "shoeicide". Jimmy Choo-icide!! Always be kinder than you feel.

Well, at least they know how to have a good time at a funeral. I think they're in on the latest "selfie at a funeral" rage. http://selfiesatfunerals.tumblr.com/ Always be kinder than you feel.

I love you. Always be kinder than you feel.

I call that a cockblock. Always be kinder than you feel.

Maybe I used "selfie" out of context. Maybe "groupie" is more like it. Always be kinder than you feel.

Did you see the "selfie at the funeral" pic that's floating around? Always be kinder than you feel.

And the pilot didn't even have an instrument rating. Just kidding. That was pretty. Always be kinder than you feel.

Is this a challenge? Nooooo!! I was just stating a FACT. Always be kinder than you feel.

That was cool. I have an uncle who had a heart transplant many years ago. I remember the doctors telling the family he'd probably die by that night if a donor wasn't found. One was miraculously found and he went on to live many happy, healthy years after that. The people behind devices like this are amazing. Always be kinder than you feel.

I bet someone could say it's snowing outside and SOMEONE will make it into a pooty related post. Always be kinder than you feel.

Classy - I like the BT. It works for you. What Turtle said! Always be kinder than you feel.

I agree, what a moron. Now he won't get the Xmas present she got him. Sparky I'm confident it was a nice pair of shoes. Always be kinder than you feel.

Always be kinder than you feel.

You must go through a lot of cellphones! It's not me that won't wear a dress twice. A girl I know. But I DO go through many cell phones. I have butterfingers and it's usually around water: a toilet(s), cat water bowel, washing machines, bath tubs, puddles... Better to have butter fingers than butterface I wholeheartedly concur!! I hope I can remember that saying!! Always be kinder than you feel.

You obviously have good willpower or you wouldn't have come so far. I saw what you wrote on the other thread. That takes discipline!

I should think that there's equal measure of those people happy that they are NOT seeing me on this trip Oh Jeez.... never thought of it THAT way!! Always be kinder than you feel.

You must go through a lot of cellphones! It's not me that won't wear a dress twice. A girl I know. But I DO go through many cell phones. I have butterfingers and it's usually around water: a toilet(s), cat water bowel, washing machines, bath tubs, puddles... Always be kinder than you feel.

And what I replied to her: "Have fun. If he was still alive and showed up at my front door he'd be leaving in a body bag anyway. ;-) " Girls with dirty minds. You dirty girls do know that they make rechargable batteries nowadays, right? 2 sets and a charger and you're good to go for a very long time. Since this girl rarely wears the same dress more than once I'd be surprised if she's used rechargeable anything. Always be kinder than you feel.

Ahhhh.... nah. I'm sure he's both or so many people here wouldn't be so happy to see him on his upcoming USA adventures. Always be kinder than you feel.

Aw, Thanks . . . again we disagree, but thanks. You are! All of the men here are all very handsome gentlemen! Im not Of course you are! I've seen your picture. Always be kinder than you feel.

Japanese prison for homicide vs. the floor? I'd pick over the railing also. it's in China not Japan I'm sorry, I knew that. I had Tokyo on the brain. I'm watching a movie with Tokyo in the title and was just emailing a friend who is living there now.

14 year olds aren't allowed to view that content. I bet those models never thought the stock pics taken of them would end up like that. Eek. However, the big problem I have with this is there's clearly an underage boy in one of the pictures. Other than that, I get it is SUPPOSED to be funny. ETA: Some of them did make me chuckle. But I also have a juvenile sense of humor sometimes. Always be kinder than you feel.