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How strange I came up with 2 to the -10th power I'm so stupid I don't even know how I can read....I'm gonna try again JG

Being the vetran that I am at 35 jumps here is my .02 Best: ahhh like everyone else said the whole deal from gear up to touchdown Worst: packing a ZP canopy (hated it) JG

Sounds like a deal to me. Sad but true most American beer sucks thats why we all carry guns now that we've kissed and made up lets get down to the important business at hand......The weekend starts tommorow and ya'll know what that means.......JUMPING (ahhhh....now I have your attention) in other words it almost time to GET IT ON!!!!!!! yeah baby JG

Dude don't go back to work. Who will I look up to then JG

In reply to: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- . Since the UK was the only country not being insulted I thought I would do the honors. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Um. Dude. English = UK. Just FYI. > TOP 10 REASONS FOR ENJOYING BEING ENGLISH > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > 1. Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah > 2. Proper beer > 3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket > 4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events > 5. Union jack underpants > 6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer > 7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power. > 8. Late night drinking (is it 11 already??) > 9. Johnny Foreigner doesn't invade beaches in summer > 10. Beats being Welsh. > 10a. Or Scottish I realize that England is part of the UK, no need to be insulting. That list sucks as an insult so I just rebutted the american one (it was real easy since I used to have this argument with a couple of English rugby players every thursday night for about a year) First of all this post shouldn't have been started because some people are a little to sensetive. If you're going read post then just be prepared for what happens. By the title you knew when you opened the thread that someone would be getting upset Just to let ya'll know if I had truly found the post insulting but not personally I wouldn't have dignified it with my time for a response, but as I stated earlier I was having fun(I really do get enough grief in my life I don't need to come here for more) now enough about me. Speedracer yes I do need a blowjob is that an offer? Iflyme well thanks for standing down, but maybe you should practice what you preach and not read it if you find it offensive. You can't can you I'll try and curb my humor since it seems to upset people so now can't we all just get a bong err I mean a long JG

Well I guess my sense of humor is to dry for you, I would say sorry but since you seem to be the one taking it seriously and not the one I was replying to I will not bother. Since the UK was the only country not being insulted I thought I would do the honors. I should worded it as such so I do apoligize r00tj00se........btw not everyone has the same sense of humor so learn to live with it Notice humor sometimes tends to ignore certain facts. I'm well aware of these issues, probably more so then most who post on this site and for damn sure more then you JG

Ok I noticed that all insults were directed at all the countrys except the UK. Well MR you'dbespeakingermanifitwasn'tforus. You make fun of our president but is that any worse then being in love with a bunch of inbred snobs who can't wipe their own ass's call themselves royalty, and do nothing more then sit around looking silly and pontificating about color Vs colour. We are the greatest nation on this planet you know this to be true but like most people in the UK you stick your head in the sand to avoid the truth (We kicked your smarmy uptight ass's outta this country over 200 years ago and we'd be more then happy to do it again...hell Texas alone would be more then happy to do it and you know we could). You talk about our clothes? This from the country that brought us punk wtf have you been smoking. No we don't call everyone buddy you silly twit in someplaces it's buddy others it may be dude, Bubba or a host of other names why, because were friendly, unless provoked (ya'll are so uptight if we stuck coal up your ass it would turn into diamonds). Yes almost anyone can have a gun here so just bring your holigan ass's over here and try that soccor riot crap and see what happens. On the beer thing well 1 out of 10 is about par for someone from the UK. with that being said go stick your head in the lou and flush repeatedly. Why hate someone for their race, creed, or color when you can get to know them and hate them for a good reason. Unless their from Kennesaw Georgia and make jokes about Texas in which case hate away JG

I will gladely buy you tickets to the US wednesday for a new rig today( I need a rig bad I'm tired of rentals) JG

Slappie your to right I don't know what I'm saying. oh yea I forgot my Meds (no wonder the voices told me to propose to wingnut....I'm not even a homosexual) , I'll go take them right now. Thanks for that wake up call it was close JG

OK this is gonna sound weird. Pammi find something around three feet high of the ground then jump of it a bunch of times get used to what it fells like then jog/run (whatever your comfortable with) off of it see how you have to keep running not to fallover now realize that a lot of times your downward momentum jumping is less then when you flare and if you can stand up doing that then you most certainly stand up landing your canopy(I think if you get that in your head and muscle memory it will help). I don't know if this will work but you never know. JG

I missed you so much will you marry me......I just can't bear the thought of you being away again buwahahahaha JG

So I should get you ladies airline tickets huh? Just pack your gear that should be all you need. Skymama my pleasure, although I am just stating the obvious "........and then the parachute opens and you float to the ground like a multicolored snowflake" JG

We'll watch your girlish figure you just drink the good stuff . You really should consider moving to Austin we'll fix that Zima problem you have JG

I drink beer for the most part, and I mean real beer(not that piss that most large American breweries puts out) Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is one of my Favs. I love good Cognac with a Cigar (at least an XO, well I do settle for VS sometimes), Merlot for a romantic evening (I'm beginig to forget what that is), and for those wild nights when the party is truly rolling I like Porfidio Tequila for body shots Yeah baby JG

Dont even joke we have guns and know where you really live JG

No worry dahlin just having some fun. My humor can be a little on the dry side Besides you don't know what I look like so you better watch out I could be your worst nighmare JG

This is too easy( just take your sentence and substitute a few words) I'll teach you that when you get home your gonna cum and I'll use more then just my log........ROTFLMAO JG

I try to score points and you just cut me down. In public even!!! Well missy I'm psychic thats how I know. I used to work for Cleo on the psychic hot line so nyah. I know andrea is cause I saw her picture All women are beautiful(ok that is going to far I better stop now) JG

I would probably be way to much for just one of you, but with two it would be just right.....besides 2 skydiving hotties like ya'll is every red blooded males dream......I say bring it on note (Everything is big in Texas especially me >Insert Evil Grin Here

lemme see where do I start to damned hot(what a wuss) Maryland is too damned cold. Bad school system almost all public school systems suck in the US.....don't think that yours are so much better, because they teach the kids how to take the aptitude tests(like the monkeys they are). I could care less about GW poiticians don't count as real people Museums aren't as good as here ahhhh your a cultural type are ya well what Museums have you been too in Texas? (you don't get to count museums in DC remember that) Not very Multicultural....now I know your smoking crack there are lots of Asians, African Americans, Europeans, and Hispanics........Spanish is almost a second language here. Whats your second language up there pig latin? Too far to drive to other places....I drive to other places all the time and there not to far for me........we'll file this under what a wuss (freaksister2 had no problem driving to Quincy) GW again if thats all you can find wrong with this state then cool..... like I said before he's not a person. I would rag on Maryland but why lower myself to your level besides your just jealous hmmmm "Fuck you were from Maryland"....ROTFLMAO......nope it don't work but let me say at this time.....FUCK YOU WERE FROM TEXAS!!......and we rule JG

actually no it comes from a conversation had with a whuffo friend when I first started. I told him ".......and then the parachute opens and you float to the ground like a multicolored snowflake" and he said "sure snowflake" he called me that a few more times and I kinda liked it (especially the dichotomy of color).....I almost went with MC Snowflake for Multicolored Snowflake JG

either of you interested in relocating to Austin and living in sin with me. I promise a life filled with jumping, sex, and beer!!! (can you ask for more)........wait is that sex, jumping, and beer!!!!.....either way I think you know what I mean JG

if your gonna compare at least tell us what state your comparing it too then get ready cause Texans like a good flamming JG

Do both show up first thing Saturday at your home DZ and do the AFP thing then come up to SSM and drink....problem solved JG

didn't you post this in another forum like skydiving talkback? JG