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  1. LOL, YES that's weird! Last night I dreamed that I was in a restaurant and for some reason I ordered a sea food salad..(I don't eat sea food) So my salad comes and it has these two big prawns or small lobster on it. I go to fork one and the damm thing lunges at me!!! It was still alive and VERY pissed. I jumped back from the table and it missed and fell to the floor. So I tried to step on it! Then it latched onto my toes with it's pinchers and I got no shoes on!!!! (I usually dine out with shoe...) So I'm dancing around on one foot yelping and the damm things buddy get ahold of the toes on my other foot!! I woke up laughing and my girlfriend told me to go back to sleep cus I woke her up..... Now I ask, is THAT weird?????? LOL -True story!!!!! -Biffin Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007
  2. Hhahahahaha! We went through our FF dive with our eyes closed on the Otter once.. Laughing our asses off!! The Knights didn't think it was funny.... Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007
  3. Not always... We will also suggest not dumping in a track!!!! Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007
  4. YES. and another case for needing to ask! BTW... Cangrats!!!!!!
  5. Let's not incourage people to shoot at jumpers from the ground!?!?! Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007
  6. 0:1:0 Wow, Stacy in a dress!?!?! I thought ALL your clothes had booties and grippers! What did you do to Gailen, he looks miserable?? Was his tie too tight?? -Biffin Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007
  7. That's a total class act!! We need more like that... Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007
  8. Jump the New Canopy in Brazil and enjoy the wedding! If ya biffin the landing, sandy beaches are real forgiving.... Also, weddings make chicks horney and usually serve free beer!!!!! Edit: I just read that and have decided to leave work early... I'm in a Friday state of mind! -Biffin Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007
  9. I work for a major phone company and just want to let you all know, NEVER let them bully you into signing a new contract when you make a small change to your existing plan. They tried to tell me my contract auto-renewed when a credit was applied or I changed my service level. I told them to send me a copy of the signed contract or change the date back. They know it was BS and did with minimal fuss... DON'T take shit from the MAN!!! -Biffin Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007
  10. 1000 feet, why ever would you want to do that? Base jump? Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007
  11. I can completely relate to the feeling you described. I'm usually asleep or totally relaxed in the plane. Everything slows down for me in freefall and prejump planning and instinct do most of the work. I haven't had gear fear since my first cutaway about 1K jumps ago and I totally trust my packing.... but there is that split second after a wave off when I'm letting go of the pilot chute when I get that feeling of anticipation you described. Hasn't ever changed for me and I don't imagine it will. Interesting enough I get the same feeling with a cord pull when doing tandems. -Biffin Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007
  12. bean

    SlingShot Santa

    343 is my best... can anyone make it passed the mad looking reindeer?? Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007
  13. Cool, thanks will do. Stay warm! L8er, -Biffin Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007
  14. Can you whip me up some poached eggs on white toast or english muffins, please??? With grapefruit juce!!!1 MMMmmmmmm..... -Biffin Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007
  15. Nothing wrong with that here as long as you're not sensitive as well!!! Where did you catch the preview??? Was it in THX? Supposed to have awesome sound.... -Biffin Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007
  16. bean

    golf anyone?

    Ouch! Mmmm then keep your head down and follow through on-line to your target! -Biffin Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007
  17. bean

    golf anyone?

    Seriously, if the weather is nice enough to golf you should be at the DZ.... -Biffin Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007
  18. I'm totally disappointed with all of you. Do I need to give the lecture about irresponsible drug use??? Prescription pain killers are serious business and need to be taken with the same amount of seriousness. Since I'm extremely responsible and experienced at this sort of thing you may all feel free to forward your unused Vicoden to me for safe taking. Remember, Biffin CARES! Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007
  19. bean

    Grrr....

    How come you only have one tree and it doesn't have any leaves??? -Biffin Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007
  20. 0:2:0 Two beautiful jumps at Deland.. Great weather, 80 and sunny but bummer ending to the day. -Biffin Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007
  21. My name is Inigo Montoya... My name's Mike and I work for the phone company in Florida. L8er, -Biffin Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007
  22. Jimbo is deffinately NOT a bastard!!! Will I get in trouble if I say his mom is hott??? (yes, with 2 T's hot!!!) WINKWINKWINK -Biffin Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007
  23. YOU drive while intoxicated????? OMG!!! BADSTACYBADSTACY! LMAO -Biffin Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007
  24. Good think'in, you rock! -Biffin PS: Can I still get that ride????? Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007
  25. The cops in Las Vegas escorted him to his private jet... Aweful nice of them if you ask me. Then he splits without a flight plan and doesn't head back to Cali. Sound like unlawful flight to avoid prosecution to me. (wouldn't know anything about it... I SWEAR!) I wanna see Michael and Bubbles in a white bronco doing 10mph down the Golden State freeway with the chimp driving and MJ in tears.. Can you even imagine THAT comedy on TV????? -Biffin Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007