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What does American beer and sex in a canoe have in commun? They're both fucking close to water. Remster

Incorrrect. You can order a metal ripcord handle as an option. If you land so hard and poorly that you can dent stainless, you can probably nick the webbing too. That's true if most rigs these days. That being said, the Curv dont come with 200 options. Yes, like any rig you can add embroidery, but they come fully loaded as standard. Or, he may not want to downsize. And RI is right in making sure their recommendation dont lead to overstuff rigs. The VC4 are sized up to a 190 depending on the canopy pack volume. If it's on their volume chart, they've built them. Not sure about overall availability. True of any new rig. Yep. A used rig is, IMO, always a better financial decision for a 1st rig. This being said, a new rig is not a bad overall decision either. Remster

We (at least I) do not recommend them. If someone wants to use one, it's up to them. It's a grown ass man/woman sport. Remster

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Well, they were both sinning pretty merrily even before they were shagging unmarried... :-D Remster

By the way, the pimp fees were due a looooooooooong time ago. Remster

I've heard wedding nights can also make a mess of hair. Only if..... Never mind. I'll keep Andrea's wedding Announcement thread clean... For a little while longer... Remster

Including his own tandem? Remster

Whooohoooo Green Wedding.... Remster

Max: the challenge you may have is that, depending on your weight, the Curv may not be available in larger sizes yet for larger canopies. I believe the larger container is setup for a 170 main and reserve size. This might be fine for you, but don't pick a rig that can't fit a canopy that you need. Remster

When you present your opinion, you should be ready to back up your qualifications to validate that opinion - This is not a difficult concept and anyone should not feel offended that they were asked to back up their opinion. Ron: you've been explained his qualifications. Before him, we were arachuting. Remster

This is terribly ethnocentric. Remster

I said that I could only speak for myself. How you doing? Remster

Speaking of cats has anyone tried feeding their cats a raw food diet because I hear that it is better for them but I'm not sure I trust the people on the internets who tell me that because they might have an agenda. And my ex liked raw food so I immediately don't trust that. But I love my cats and I JUST WANT TO DO WHAT'S BEST FOR THEM which I think anyone should understand. If you don't understand that it's pretty clear you also don't love skydiving. Which reminds me of that one time I was in Florida and I heard someone talking about an AFF course and I had to just start yelling at him because he was asking when the dropzone might hold the next course and I thought if he couldn't figure that out on his own he HAS NO BUSINESS SKYDIVING. You guys want everyone to hold your hands but some people just shouldn't jump. It's an absolute undisputed FACT that if you have to ask at manifest when the next course should be that the AFF evaluator WILL fail you. It's in the course requirements and you WILL FAIL. I can't believe some people want to argue about that when it's clearly fact. But anyway I'm only saying this because there are no better helmets on the market than the G3 and it's really obvious how much the introduction of full face helmets has changed the sport for the better. Even the trolls are better than they were in the 90s because of full faces. They can wear them on their first jump because only a CRAZY STUPID Tandem Instructor would refuse to let a student wear the best helmet on the market. But if they let them wear a Gath they should have their rating pulled RIGHT THEN AND THERE BY THE TSA because then the terrorists win. Golfclap. Well done. R Then you post some more. Remster

Neither did Santa..... But Santa knows where to find the naughty girls. He did find Mary... Just sayin'! Remster

Don't rub it in.... http://i.imgur.com/AgRXKFl.jpg Remster

Ho' Ho' Ho'! Remster

I gotta be me. However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman. They only told me after the fact. OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! No. He's a slut too. Remster

We're bad? YOU're the one who said "a" wife, not us! Remster

Not if you're a guy. So you'd 'make love' to a stranger the same way you'd make love to a wife? Who's wife? Remster

many people could talk about skydiving and not recognize a Racer as a rig Damm.. I was totally gonna make that joke! Remster

Speaking of superheros.... Superman is flying around over the city when he spots Wonder Woman, laying on her back, naked, obviously sunbathing on the top of a building. "Mmmm... I'm going to give her a little Man of Steel surprise" he says to himself.... He dives down, supersonic, lands on top of her, and still in Super Speed, gives her a Super Quickie, and flies off, the whole thing lasting a fraction of a second. Startled, Wonder Woman sits up and asks "What was that", to which, Invisible Man replies "I don't know, but man, my ass is sore!" Remster

Again???? But I just took the red pill! Remster

You know, the Chuck parody is fun. But, considering both JC and that slackliner did it for realzies (with safety lines and precautions, but still for realzies), Chuck still got roundkicked in the mouth. Remster

Whew! For a moment there, I was afraid he was going to include skydivers. You can pick any 7, but not all 8... Remster