jumpergirl

Today it's looking like Burger King.

We won't be having Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow, most likely. We have to work on the house and are taking advantage of being off work to do it. However, my very favorite dish would have to be the turkey. I absolutely love turkey and the cranberry sauce you get in the can! Yummy.

Never seen a grey butterfly?dooh!! Oooohhhhh!!! You're gonna get it now!! Andy won't like you calling him a grey butterfly!! ANDY!!! J called you a grey butterfly!! Get him!!

I can't save an email draft. It gives me an error message when I try. I don't know what that means.

[replyI, popsjumper, hereby decry and proclaim the reservation of a slot on all SCR jumps with you, J and Stan and Derek. Well, now you have 2 of your reservations accepted. You're just a little social butterfly aren't you??

Shame on you Andy.

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table: "To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel; Please don't be upset. I shall be back home before midnight." When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table: "My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference. 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back home until sometime tomorrow."

Happy Late Birthday Kristi! I can't wait to see you again!

We found (what appeared to be remains of) a dead frog under my stove the other night. I started crying and he started laughing.

I looked but the only thing I found was a place to buy the video. Waiting for the link TO the video as well.

I went to high school with a girl whose last name was Cummings. She (also briefly) dated a guy whose last name was Goings.

I went to school with a girl whose mother remarried. Her new name? Dorris Morris.

Wait'll you get to know skinny better, then you'll understand... Wait'll you get to know ME better, then YOU'LL understand... I, Jumpergirl, hereby acknowledge and accept your reservation. I, however, cannot speak or accept for J, Stan, or Derek. (I'll do my best, though. )

Sometime ya' just gotta' do what ya' gotta' do. I'm sure she will be sucessful once again.

ALWAYS a good idea!! Umm, the extra cash, not necessarily the "slots along the way."

Oh, I'm just *someone*, hmm? You are a great someone!! I am going to go to work tomorrow a hero because I could (and did find someone who could figure out how to) fix it!!

No, we have Quickbooks Pro Enhanced Contractors Edition, or something like that. LOL Actually, someone is helping me via PM and I think I've got it, but I'll be sure to let you know if I need more help!

I have some questions that the lady at Quickbooks can't seem to answer. I was wondering if anyone on here uses that and might be able to help.

Fixed it! (Disneyland is in CA) J and I are in Z-hills. Only minutes away from where you were. I wish we would have known... but then again... you did say you didn't want to see anyone you knew, even though it's because of SKYFEST that you met your new wife. Oh well... we do what we can. It is that boogie that pays it skyward afterall.

R&D is an amazing thing isn't it?

Yes, I absolutely belive in miracles.

A little birdy told me the temp slots for trailers/RVs will be new and improved for next year as well.

When we filmed "Cutaway" we used a white jumper (Jon from Z-hills actually) to double for Dennis Rodman. They "painted" his face, neck, and arms black, then put him in a full face helmet with a tinted lens, regular jumpsuit and gloves. If you didn't know, you wouldn't know he wasn't a black skydiver.

I can't post about it (because THAT would be advertising), but I need someone else who sells toys.

The exist and people pick up on them. Sometimes they are conscious about it, and sometimes not.