Gravitymaster

It's good to see you never miss an opportunity to be nice. Do you lecture your own worthless, drunken friends about their pointless need to have a beer after work or a glass of wine with dinner? Projecting again I see. I don't hang out with Drunks or Potheads sorry. You don't hang out with anyone that drinks? Do you live with a puritan sect or do you simply not have any friends? I know this will come as a surprise to you, but not everyone who drinks is a drunk. However, everyone who smokes pot is a pothead. If you need an explanation of the difference, just ask and I'll break it down for you.

so you don't actually skydive? Do you think all skydivers are drunks and potheads?

seems a bit early to lead the ticket. Let her be governor first. Probably too early to back the ticket as well, but a candidate that is trailing and wants to make it interesting could do worse than her as the VP nominee. Wouldn't be the first time the strategy has been used. I'm not suggesting she's a front runner or even interested at this point, but she could be a force to be reckoned with if she plays the right cards over the next couple of years. Why do you say that?

That doesn't even make sense. One day my worthless pothead friends will figure out they smoke joints to relax? What will happen once they figure that out? They will move to Uruguay? We can only hope. So I was reading it correctly. Yep, doesn't make any sort of sense. How would worthless potheads afford to move abroad and live in Uruguay? They spend all their government money on drugs. Furthermore, why would worthless potheads want to move to a country that doesn't take care of them like they can suck off the teat of the good sober taxpayer (you) here in MURICA? Additionally, most potheads I know, already know smoking pot is relaxing and have not really mentioned a desire to live in Uruguay. Finally, why would potheads want to move to a country that doesn't have fast food, delivery pizza, and cheetos? Partially correct. Did you know that there are people who know how to relax without drugging themselves up? It's called learning to deal with things instead of hiding in a bottle or in a puff of smoke. Oh, the walls we build!!

That doesn't even make sense. One day my worthless pothead friends will figure out they smoke joints to relax? What will happen once they figure that out? They will move to Uruguay? We can only hope.

It's good to see you never miss an opportunity to be nice. Do you lecture your own worthless, drunken friends about their pointless need to have a beer after work or a glass of wine with dinner? Projecting again I see. I don't hang out with Drunks or Potheads sorry.

I can't find anything about them having a gun. It's obvious to anyone that their intention was to create fear. A knife was clearly a better instrument to accomplish this. Most would be more afraid of having their heads cut off than being shot. And since you have, as usual, missed the entire point, my response was that you don't have this kind of attack anywhere other than the M.E. and the U.K.

yes, government should just buy them a house and put them on the dole. A new car would be nice, too. That will solve the problem.

Good to see you have figured out why you need to self-medicate yourself. One day your worthless, pothead friends will figure it out too.

Yeah good job the killers couldn't get hold of a decent gun, otherwise there might have been a lot more deaths. Nope, they were specifically targeting military. There were civilians present who were unharmed. Plus I'm sure they wanted to make a statement. A gun would not have been their choice.

He was probably just bored.

This kind of incident seems to only happen in the U.K. and M.E. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4938197/shooting-in-woolwich-london.html[url]

Hmmm.. A covert government operation for running guns. What does that remind you of? Nothing more to see here. Move along. Oh, I'm sure Kelp will be along to provide the usual hair-splitting and side-slitting entertainment.

Probably a Chinese Proverb. I think Jesus might have learned it from Confucious. But since it's not in the Bible, I guess we will never know. Because everything Jesus ever said is in the Bible.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/libya/10218288/CIA-running-arms-smuggling-team-in-Benghazi-when-consulate-was-attacked.html Hmmm.. A covert government operation for running guns. What does that remind you of?

See if you like this one better:

Where did I say it was from the Bible?

Nobody was asking about the Iraq War??? Yeah, right!!!!!!!!!

No argument there. I am pleased to say that I am one of the plain people, an ordinary guy married to an ordinary gal. As such, we don't want to see our beloved America morph into something that our founders warned us about. It is a plain and simple truth, liberal socialism is an anathema to the spirit both of the individual and the nation. We can get our country and our families back with God's help. He is standing at the door waiting for the invitation to come in and heal our hearts and set our nation back on the right path. The obamanation of America does not have to be permanent. Funny, but when I read Matthew 14:13-21 I don't recall Jesus saying "hey guys, we'll keep the loaves and fishes for ourselves- if we feed the masses they'll just become dependent" I don't recall the exact wording but Jesus said something like "give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime". Why do you left wingers insist on giving a man a fish?

hopes run eternal. Since he's already been reelected, a true miracle is needed for them. "Bigger than Iran Contra," man, that just cracks me up over and over. And means that the Beirut Barracks Bombing must have been bigger that the crusification of Christ. And the laughs just continue....

funny stuff, GM. Several gut busters in one paragraph. Glad I could return some of the entertainment you've given me lately.

Try a google search for "backpack" and "pressure cooker" in the same day and find out. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/01/family-visited-by-joint-t_n_3690806.html

I suspect the reality is that this is a bigger story than Iran-Contra. I also suspect that even if the press discovered the truth, they would do everything they could to cover it up. As we are all aware, it only takes a hint of doubt and the left-wingers gush to the defense of their King.

If they can take just 10% it would be a vast improvement.