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    I thought you had to jump from an aircraft that was in the process of having some sort of aircraft emergency. to be a member of the caterpillar club i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    hey billy. i haven't seen you sinse I fucked up the white balance on my camera on your 1,000th down at cullman . sorry about that. I guess I didn't make it clear. I'm only talking about comfort while hanging in the harness. not about what rig had the best crw mods but what rig was the most comfortable while under canopy for long periods. cross countrys or crw stuff like that i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    this may be a dumb question but. I know the lightning is the most popular canopy for crw. but is there a most popular harness/container ? I'm just thinking you guys spend so much time under canopy. you might have a opinon on the most comfortable rig under canopy. I know opionins are like assholes. and I'm sure some dz's lean towards one more than the other. but I just thought I would see what everyone thinks is the most comfortable rig once the parachute is open i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    i love everything about it. and it's been said but. for some reason my absolute fav part it floating being outside the plane hanging on. the rush. is just awesome. i'm almost allways videoing so i'm usually rear float. but anywhere on the outside. just thinking here I am clinging to the outside of an aircraft going 100 plus miles an hour and in a few seconds I'm gonna let go and FLY!! i guess it's the adrenaline thing everything slowing down i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    I'm wondering what that plane ticket he had to buy on less than 48 hrs notice cost him. I'm guessing it was ouch my wallet. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    bump i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    thanks for the reply. that;s what i was think you wouldn't need like a true spacesuit to do it. just a bailout bottle and some good longjohns. but i guess fatigue would be the limiting factor. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    so what altitude would a good w/s pilot have to exit from to do it with a reg w/s if there is such a thing. bailout bottle I would think if you got out at like 30 40 grand. you guys that know what you are doing could cross it it's what? like 20 miles? but then what the hell do I know i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    Peanut Needs You!

    keithbar replied to Nutz's topic in The Bonfire

    peanut you sawed off little runt. keep your dumbass head down and don't wear that silly ass red helmet. and if your gonna quote that song IF YOUR A BIG FAT MAN. I'M A TITTY FAN. I'D LIKE TO SEE YOURS TOOOO i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    national geographic ch. tomorrow 8 pm central time " flight of the jet man" anyone know anything about this show? showed a few sec of him in flight and then him on a cliff with rigid jet powered wings on his back. didn't see a rig anyone know if lands it ? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    137 average? really damn I'd love to make some jumps with ya. I could wear my fast suit i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    I thought that was the worst part of the show. total alcohol abuse shamefull. seriously though those were sweet swoops and it was cool to see him get so pumped i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    and at 13 jumps we should have how much respect for your opinion? I'm just saying here i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    you got there right? you didn't go low. them floaty bastards just didn't have the good etiquette to bring the formation down to you. there is a rule in skydiving that I wish I could enforce on pain of a good ass whoopin. LOW MAN'S BASE DAMN IT!! i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    what squeak said. and the curved pin wouldn't fit thru the reserve ripcord cable housing would it? they did teach you to clear the cable all the way out of the housing when you were taught ep's didn't they? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    how do you start a 4 way team? hmmmm.. i guess 1st off you find 3 other fat guys that can fall at 130 on their belly. then you go out and rock a few hundred jumps out of what ever and where ever you can i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    it sure looked to me like they had video of both a daytime and night jump that showed a military geared jumper with a bridle going out of the top of the frame. but a cool show all in all i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    you know i thought the same thing when the mentioned a static line deployed drogue chute. but then they showed video of a drogue stabilized halo jump. and I guess I have heard of that. they DO do drogue stabilized halo's don't they any military guys want to chime in? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    all in all a good show. just made me think once again " man I need a wing suit" wanted big boy wing suit used. big enough. but not too large to start on. colors not important hay ... tony you ever find that raptor? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    I said i turned it off. i didn't clear it off the dvr. I just had to drink a beer or two and burn one to get over it. I'm all better now i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    what he said. the last line is the best thing in the show. i have yet to end a day of jumping w/o those words. i need a BEER! i just hope someone down there taught him the rules and the history channel bought for the night. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    I started to watch it and right off the bat. they had a little cartoon skydiver that had the reserve on the bottom of the rig..all right. who's the technical advisor? i want answers damnit. grin i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    anyone else started to watch it and in the 1st few minutes they got the position of the reserve wrong ( groan) i turned it off at that point. how the hell could they have put the reserve on the bottom of the rig on their little cartoon skydiver? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    I have been hearing " the plane is comming" from that place for YEARS! will belive it when I see it on the ground AFTER is 1st load i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    I Miss Peanut

    keithbar replied to Nutz's topic in The Bonfire

    as peanut would say phuck the rodriguez brothers i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .