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Everything posted by keithbar
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Required experience before a Mr Bill attempt ...
keithbar replied to KermieCorleone's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
While that's how it's done in practice it's a mis-quote. Mr. Bill is the one that says "Oh noooooo" not Mr. Hand so there is no "Oh no, Mr. Bill." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_misquotations ding! ding! we have a winner! i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . -
Rocket man fails to fly from Morocco to Spain
keithbar replied to sdctlc's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I think if it was, and I recall something about a wingsuit jump from High altitude, he was exiting at 6500" from his take off plane and then was to maintain that altitude the whole way across from what I understood. Scott which is less than pointless in imho. and the the rocket powered wings are kinda cool. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . -
where's the thanksgiving at the farm thread ?
keithbar replied to keithbar's topic in Events & Places to Jump
let me know if your gonna be there for sure. we need to hook up and I'll jump this thing. let you look at. and try the tri 190 if you want too. "get under 4 eyes and talk about it" as a buddy of mine like's to say .. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . -
anyone with a "dude number "that hasn't seen the big lebowski should have that number resinded. and yes this my mug in my avatar. on the way to altitude down in cullman alabama i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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someone who know's how to do it. add me to the list. and i think you already have me down for a r.v. slot if not please do so. looking fwd. to seeing everyone again. only 4 months to go i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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where's the thanksgiving at the farm thread ?
keithbar replied to keithbar's topic in Events & Places to Jump
at a guess i'd say 280 0r so out the door. with 800 plus jumps on a sabre 190. I don't the the one sq. ft. down size to a 189 crossfire is the prob. but it is a step from a true square to a true ellip.. I plan on being very careful for a bunch of jumps. well I plan on being careful on all my jumps but you know what I mean. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . -
LOL, what I wonder, since they killed the deer anyway, why not just throw it back in with the lions! Let them enjoy their conquest! one of the anchormen on my local news stations said the same his female coanchor seemed appalled. he was like " what its food?" I totally agree. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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anyone else see this youtube clip on the news this morning? I think it happened at a zoo in d.c. but I'm not 100% sure. anyone have a link to the video? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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where's the thanksgiving at the farm thread ?
keithbar replied to keithbar's topic in Events & Places to Jump
is the farm even open over turkeyday weekend? who's gonna be there? anything going on? I got a brand new to me crossfire 2 189 I'd love to get in the air with. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . -
pics we wanna see pics when ya do it. oh and video would be cool too. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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dude don't worry about brands, don't worry about colors. find what ever entry level suit that FITS! and is used and reasonable and jump the shit out of it. then worry about ordering a custom color style whatever down the line. 30 years in the sport talking here. i'm just saying i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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I always say " it's the most fun you can have with your clothes on". I have heard a few guys drunk around the bonfire say it's better than sex but i always come back with " dude YOU ain't doing it right"! i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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I think cats should be treated like dogs. kept under the owners care custody and control. any cat seen roaming free to kill my baby bunnys and quail on my several hundred acre hunting lease. will be considered feral and treated with as such. I don't care how much 9 lives or friskies buffet you feed it. or delude yourself into thinking " my kittys harmless it wouldn't hurt a fly" I call bullshit. be forewarned o.k. rant over i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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people keep peanut butter in the fridge? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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Wingsuits on Discovery Science Channel, 19 OCT
keithbar replied to scottygofast's topic in Wing Suit Flying
I have my tivo set to record the replay tommorow night. shoot me an e-mail with a snail mail addy. if you would like a dvd of it......blues keith i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . -
CATS the other, other white meat! i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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from a jumper not pilot p.o.v. would we be talking a standard door? or the big rear cargo door? I've always wanted to jump a cargo door 206 i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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my bad no I didn't yet. did i already snooze and loose? push comes to shove I have access to a generator and can do the self contained thing i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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I watched all of last season. but haven't seen any of this years yet. I have it all saved on my tivo. though I really need to sit down and have a son's of anarcy marathon while i put it on dvd and catch up i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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I have a dedicated coffee maker to boil water for jello shots. and the refrig in the camper works quite well to chill and set them. I'm willing to share i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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the absolute stupidist move I've ever seen. I'm sitting in the center turn lane of a busy 4 lane road. blinker on waiting to make a left turn into wal-mart parking lot. all of a sudden this stupid bitch come from the far right lane cuts in front of me 90 fricking deg. to all the traffic. forces her way across the 1st oncoming lane makes that traffic stop. slams on her brakes or a truck in the far oncoming lane WOULD have hit her. forces her way on after the pickup clears. bringing both oncoming lanes to a tire squealing stop. 15 seconds later the traffic clears. and i pull in park a couple of spots over as her stupid ass and her 350 lb front seat passenger exit. I'm walking toward her with full intent of calling her every nasty cuss word in my extensive vocabulary. and from out of the rear passenger door ( the side she just exposed to the full impact of oncoming traffic) exits a little girl. 9 or 10 years old. I I held my tounge and calmed down. I have never put my hands on a woman but if a bitch ever needed an ass kicking she damn sure did. the saying where is a cop when you need one applyed in that case i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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do you like gladiator movies? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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sooo clue us in did it go off? how did it go ? build any 20 ways? inquireing minds want to know. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .