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Seriously, great story. Those are the moments that make parenting worth it. My 14 year old daughter was telling me about a presentation she gave to her class, and had used me as her basis. She casually told me that I'm her "hero". I about lost it. I am getting more and more glimpses of the woman she'll be every day, and I'm amazed! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

Funny how kids kinda make US grow up huh?! Not so sure about the growing up part. ;p I mentioned this to my daughter (turn back the clok and do it again) and she said "Un-Huh!! No way I am raising you again!" Cheesy Ass Video complete with sappy music that shows her raising me over the past 18 years here. That was a great video, dude! I have 3 daughters, the oldest is about to be 15. I would do it all over again in a heartbeat.

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They're the apartment complex owners, and it's actually called Slum Depot. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

The original Lord of the Rings had Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, because Chuck Norris round-house kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

Just a cut and paste but: Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck. Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store? A: They are both 10¢ a screw! Submitted by: Claude Wimberly Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme! Submitted by: Ian R. Almond Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing. They've never met. A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!" Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!" Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop. Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings? A: To put their feet through. Q: What's a brunette's mating call? A: Has that blonde gone yet? A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!? A3: "All the blondes have gone home!" Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer." Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: Because everybody gets a turn. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche? A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"? A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic". Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A1: Introduces him/her self. A2: Walks home. Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead. Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead. Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant? A: Her feet! Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age. Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets. Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde? A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver. Q: Why did the blonde cross the road? A1: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!? A2: I don't know. R: Neither did she. Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle? A: She realized she gave her last blowjob. Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel? A: Because her boyfriend was also blond! Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"? A: She liked to be filled with cream. Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears? Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo." Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York? A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men. Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides. Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says, "Are you done already?" The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige." Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone? A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone. Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men. A: Their heels. Confucius say; blonde who fly upside down have crack up. Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A: She picks up her purse and goes home. A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends: Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row! Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred. Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good. Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy. Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde? A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on. Q: Why do blondes have vaginas? A: So guys will talk to them at parties. ... then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the slogan "Billions Served - just today" Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants. Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod... Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball. Submitted by: Ciao What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

There is a wall next to my toilet, and I can sit on the pot atleast 20 minutes without pain. Pussies. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

Hola to all! 3 cupppsssss in meeeee, finally awake at 10:13 a.m. my time. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

Were you at the I/E course run by Jay Stokes? A couple of our guys (including the DZO) just came back from the same course. From what I hear, Jay was very patient, and a great teacher. You should be able to contact him and bounce these questions off of him.

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Heading reads : Today's Deal $139 for a Tandem Skydive and DVD Video But the last line in the description reads: Skydiving videos are available for an additional charge Other than that, pretty reasonable. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

He just wants to find a place he feels comfortable at. So he can wear his mantard Like this? What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

I've done some yoga classes at the gym I used to attend. Lot's of fun, and alot more of a workout then I would have thought. Develops flexibilty and core strength. Don't worry about image.

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Some of the guys in the Rainbow Skydivers Association might disagree. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

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Well, he's a real guy. Found him on facebook. What it is, is he's young, and immortal still. To the OP: I have flown the same size heatwave at around 40 jumps. Scared the shit out of me. Too much for you. In the last 12 months alone I have seen one friend go to an elliptical at 50 jumps, and because of an asymmetrical flare on landing tear his ACL. Athletic, military, quick thinker, the whole bit, and he still had surgery and was on crutches for three months. Another friend, this year, 225 jumps, transitions to an elliptical, (not a downsize, just planform). 3rd jumps, flares to hard, and asymmetrically, and hits hard enough to break his heel. That is alot of force, from a couple of what would have been minor mistakes on another canopy. Will you 100 percent injure yourself? Maybe not. I will tell you what is certain. 1: You will be a danger to anyone under canopy in the air with you. 2: You will not become proficient at flying that canopy, because you won't have time to develop muscle memory, you will be spending all your time trying to keep it in control. Getting new gear is very exciting, and congratulations! Probably wanna rethink and sell or trade that Heatwave though.

The voices in my head keep telling me to punch my doc in the balls if he trys to give me aripiprazole again. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

What is BillyVance's opinion on this matter? What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

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Oklahoma City, 15F (-9c). 24 mph winds gusting to 36mph, puts the wind chill at -4F, (-20c). It's cold. Period. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

Sorry dude, not the math police, but the last time I checked, 500 x 50 is 25000. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

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