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I'm to drunk to understand what you are saying! bah hahahaha. Best Girl Scout Ever.

It's been a few months since I've been drunk, and I'm not talking about 3 cosmos kind of drunk where I start to make out with my girlfriend for "fun", but the kind where you stop traffic to dry hump the taxi cab for sport. Why? Oh why does this drunken beech have to act a fool? Because you can. As as long as you aren't doing anything that super illegal - then by all means exercise your right to be an ass. I'm talking about the sloppy wasted that only would end in the most beautiful array of debauchery that you can imagine. Everyone loves a dumbass, especially one with a high entertainment value. - But those days are gone now. I, Andriana, am now a two beer queer. woe is me. Epiphany # 1. Having standards makes me feel like a cunt. Why not be able to share the love for everyone....just like a drunk? Epiphany # 2. I don't dance as well as when I'm drunk. I can't seem to build enough energy and strength, to dry hump (and spank) every cute booty on the dance floor. Epiphany #3 My taste in clothes is terrible. Vodka makes such a great accessory. Epiphany # 4 Making food takes way too long to make. Beer is a quick and easy meal, its great for on the go! More self actualization to come! Best Girl Scout Ever.

the only accent I want is one that comes with an orgasm. a real one too. Best Girl Scout Ever.

Oh sounds like quite the holiday! :: read my next few posts with an accent:: Windy Pop! bah hahaha Best Girl Scout Ever.

I found an amusement park that has zorb. But I want to buy one for team building meetings and write it off as a big fat business expense. Just like lube. Giggity giggity mother fuckers. Best Girl Scout Ever.

So my business partner and I want to buy those big giant balls so we can go out in the park and beat the shit out each other. I'm having trouble trying to find a good one, has any one ever bought one of these things? Any reviews? I'm looking to get one soon. Thanks! www.zorb.com/smoky Best Girl Scout Ever.

I can barely get fucking nailed when I'm on the ground?! How am I supposed to POSSIBLY fuck in the air? Best Girl Scout Ever.

I'm thinking of making the ultimate nachos for my friends one day. Everything about the ingredients is KEY to perfecting some fucking bomb ass nachos. Let's go through each ingredient - step by step - I'm willing to take rebuttals and amend the nachos o glory. CHIPS - Fried chips (el milagro corn tortilla) MEAT - CHICKEN, STEAK or Beef? CHEESE - we all voted fresh, but what kind? BEANS - Gotta get the classic lard fried beans, they are so rich and yummy. OMF-to the g. Yeah you are gonna prolly die of a heart attack, but you'll have a great meal. PICO DE GALLO? SALSA? SOUR CREAM= Best Girl Scout Ever.

Stacy's pita chips with a good roasted salsa...OMG fucking amazing. I started w the multigrain but now I like the naked kind. Best Girl Scout Ever.

I'd be a lot happier with some penis around me. Best Girl Scout Ever.

DUDE I LOVE FRESH PICO!!!!! I can eat that and pita chips all freaking day. Best Girl Scout Ever.

Here is the nacho CHEESE debate: runny cheese (kind that comes out of the pump) or do you like fresh cheese melted? Best Girl Scout Ever.

I'm going to be doing a lot of traveling coming up. Going to be hitting up the adult convention circuit. Maybe one more year of this and then I'm gonna do pro-domming part time. My mind has been aching for normal conversation and I'm dying to get back into the office. Best Girl Scout Ever.

OMG. Tell me about it! It's snowing here in Atlanta a few inches on the ground, the city has gone mad! hahaha Best Girl Scout Ever.

inbox still empty Best Girl Scout Ever.

Good good! Major improvement lately was the quit drinking. I've been busy with stuff, side projects, writing a book, and just doing my thing. Can't wait until it gets warmer to get out more. Best Girl Scout Ever.

Nachos FUCKING rock. whats your fav type of nachos? Best Girl Scout Ever.

Earn? What? Penis? Best Girl Scout Ever.

Okay, since you have nothing to do now, send me some dick pics. andriana@andrianasantos.com Best Girl Scout Ever.

my booty hole! Best Girl Scout Ever.

Depends on how hot the chick is. Best Girl Scout Ever.

I think I just have to chill the fuck out. I quit getting drunk so I'm trying to fill my time up. Best Girl Scout Ever.

I really don't have anything useful or important to say. So what's going on? How was your day? Any new goals reached? I think I'm becoming less patient. Best Girl Scout Ever.

don't forget fresh scallions! OMG. yes. Best Girl Scout Ever.

The tater tot is the best tasting of potato combinations ever. Go! Best Girl Scout Ever.