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  1. FUN?! FUN? It wasn't just a jump or two that was fun... I flew my camera all fucking night! I'll show you fun! For all the talk of boobies in these forums, I wonder... Where the hell could be more important than the goddamned BONE ANZA??????
  2. I have my staff reviewing the video from the actual party. They are attempting to extract any and all useful portions of the tape. Magnifying glasses and special-effects editors have been employed in an effort to make out any male anatomy, so far without much luck... On the other hand, the photo-show (from the stills) is almost complete. I think everybody who participated in the BONE ANZA 'Anything but Clothes' festivities should be proud! Further evidence will be forthcoming...
  3. gotta love our skydiving community!! Isn't it great, the way it works!? Thanks Brian for responding to Gary's post... We did a pretty fuckin' fun "blow-up doll" skydive... He just wants the video of himself flyin' that bitch through the sky! In the end she corked like no chick I've ever seen, but till then, those fools flew her like the whore she is!! Anybody who missed the BONE ANZA Boggie at Elsinore will forever regret it... Good times were had! ANYTHING BUT CLOTHES was the theme, and believe me, clothes were very rare
  4. Hey ellbee, Stop trying! Just experience the insanity of falling through the sky with your hips pushed out. I have the seceret to successfully falling stable... Are you ready to hear it? Smile! That's right, simply smile. Know that you will be just fine, push your hips out like never before and smile! If you truely "Looooove it", smile and be proud!
  5. Good bye for now, Joe... Forever Blue Skies. My dad (Don Humphries) jumped with Joe in the '60s and '70s. Looking at the photos and the video brought back memories from my childhood... Bob Skinner and other names mentioned just brought things ever more clear and reminded me of the good ol' days in Lakeside. I was only 4 years old when my dad started jumping... But now I jump with my kids and my brother Greg. Joe Faulk is a name burned into my brain from childhood and a skydiver who will NEVER be forgotten... Thanks for the awesome memorial video. Good bye for now, Joe... Forever Blue Skies
  6. My brother Greg (from Skydance) will be down next week... let's go do some knuckle-crackin' low-pulls together! We just won't call it a contest.
  7. Hey Brian, Next time just slap my hand and punch my knuckles like you try to do... That's much more fucking dangerous than a low pull contest! TRUST ME!
  8. Like 'Dreaming13000' said... Visualize and RELAX! This is just Earth... You are no longer an 'earth-bound missfit'. You are a skydiver!
  9. Now that you ask... I think it is obvious that the forum should be restricted! You MUST have 527 jumps or more to post here!!!
  10. I missed it too! I miss NO beer! Especially level 7 beer, there is nothing like level 7 beer! If you decide, in life, to miss things... let it not be beer from a level 7 graduate! THAT beer is GOOD beer!
  11. If you're not jumping in san diego, then you are missing something
  12. Then "no beer" is correct! Doesn't mean ya can't hang out and meet the other old people who took long breaks and drink "other peoples" beer!
  13. AFF. AFF. That's the way to become a skydiver. Do some research, take your time (I'll give ya 3 minutes). But, do it. dreaming 13000 did it right... communicate with her... She did the research and is reaping the benefits of that 'time well spent'! Relax in the knowledge that you are just dicovering the answers to reality! Welcome!
  14. -NOW THAT is cool! I gotta meet this guy!!! And where's his beer! He owes BEER!
  15. OK, Padu, It's been a while now... Have you jumped yet?
  16. in reply to... Working is doing stuff to make a living but its not really considered living. Luckily, since I don't make a lot of money and I'll be working a job til I'm 100, I'm fortunate to have jobs I actually enjoy. Which I can say is more than most people. YOU are a skydiver... YOU are a firefighter... YOU have a new couch... YOU are not most people Woady; stop calling it 'work', I'm not falling for it!
  17. But usually because Lisa is instigating...
  18. ...or skydivers that work 3 jobs. Typical work week for me is about 80 hours. Last week was a 100. Work... what is this word 'work'...?
  19. 'cause pictures of Donny Osmond on Woady's couch...
  20. Sadly, Woady bought a couch and stopped jumping.
  21. good skydivers don't have new couches
  22. so I can't tell... is that a MAC or a PC
  23. You know what's similar between cops and firefighters? They both ACT like cops! ( add that to yer signature line)
  24. I don't understand... This thing..."sex" you speak of. Is that like skydiving? Cause if it is, I wanna try it.
  25. Wear a full-faced helmet and earplugs...you won't hear a thing. Wear a properly fitted jump-suit and gloves...the air won't touch you. I personally know that the most beatiful people in the universe are skydivergirls! Welcome