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  1. Hey! Don't knock it until you try it...I'll have you know I am a male and I like to drink COORS LIGHT. It's cheap, taste better and you can get drunk and not even tell you're drinking anything! blue skies, -Adam
  2. OK, I'm going to catch hell from my roommate for posting a cat picture (hey, my mom sent it to me!)... Can you tell which cat uses drugs? -A
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    CFII Commercial Airplane Multiengine Land 1000 hours flight time...8 months to college graduation, and I hope there is a job to pay for my skydiving habit. Seriously, I used to love flying ALOT...But ever since I started jumping I realized that any job I have will only pay for my skydiving....Which leads to my next question (WARNING: Off thread topic:-): How can a person live on a drop zone and make enough money to jump? Could I be employed as a jump pilot (a big DZ, I'm a pilot now at a small one and don't make enough to live) and still be able to jump? Any info will help... Blue Skies, -Adam
  4. Sorry, I couldn't just sit and watch this.... 100 reasons we're glad to be MEN 1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3. You know stuff about tanks. 4. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase. 5. Monday Nite Football. 6. You don't have to monitor your friend's sex lives. 7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter. 8. You can open all your own jars. 9. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight. 10. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind. 11. When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying. 12. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 13. All your orgasms are real. 14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex. 15. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you. 16. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go. 17. You understand why "Stripes" is funny. 18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group. 19. Your last name stays put. 20. You can leave a hotel bed unmade. 21. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you. 22. You can kill your own food. 23. The garage is all yours. 24. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 25. You see the humor in Terms of Endearment. 26. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow. 27. You never have to clean the toilet. 28. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes. 29. Sex means never worrying about your reputation. 30. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 31. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. 32. Your underwear costs $10 for a three-pack. 33. The National College Cheerleading Championship 34. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry. 35. You don't have to shave below your neck. 36. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every nite. 37. If you're 34 and single nobody notices. 38. You can write your name in the snow. 39. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest. 40. Everything on your face stays its original color. 41. Chocolate is just another snack. 42. You can be president. 43. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat. 44. Flowers fix everything. 45. You never have to worry about other people's feelings. 46. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours. 47. You can wear a white shirt to a water park. 48. Three pair of shoes are more than enough. 49. You can eat a banana in a hardware store. 50. You can say anything and not worry about what people think. 51. Foreplay is optional. 52. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe. 53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room. 54. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day. 55. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by. 56. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid. 57. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 58. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 59. You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking "He must be mad at me" 60. The world is your urinal. 61. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you. 62. You get to jump up and slap stuff. 63. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 64. One mood, all the time. 65. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him. 66. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just to skeevy. 67. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle. 68. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing. 69. Same work....more pay. 70. Gray hair and wrinkles add character. 71. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment. 72. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 73. You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back. 74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory. 75. You don't mooch off others' desserts. 76. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 77. The remote is your's and your's alone. 78. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 79. ESPN's sports center. 80. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift. 81. Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers. 82. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother. 83. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked. 84. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom. 85. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your friends you've changed. 86. Someday you'll be a 33 YEAR OLD dirty old man. 87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*#k it!" 88. If an other guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies. 89. Princess Di's death was almost just another obituary. 90. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 91. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood. 92. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny. 93. If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room. 94. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 95. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind. 96. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries. 97. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them. 98. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So... notice anything different?" 99. Baywatch 100. There is always a game on somewhere. Blue Skies, -Adam
  5. For me, I just wanted to do it since it was the cool thing to do...Little did I know just how cool it was. Took about 2 years off since it scared me half to death, then once freefallin14 and I started living together (we are college roommates), he and his girlfriend got me into it. Been 50 jumps later and no looking back...! -A
  6. Hey everyone, Take a look at this site: http://paulboutin.weblogger.com/2002/03/14 It takes all the questions asked in the BS site and has two scientists come back with more realistic information (this 'Hunt the Boeing' shit has been addressed in the past). Some people just want to impress everyone with their knowledge, when in reality they are proving just how stupid they are. See the attached photo... Blue Skies, -Adam
  7. A question I have for everyone is how long after you quit do the cravings go away? I've heard many people say they last forever, but I mean the type of cravings that make you want to murder when you're at a bar with friends. How long until you're normal again? Blue Skies, -Adam
  8. Val, remember the last time I gave you a ride to the bars to pick up your car? tisk tisk! Give me a call if you need any help (even though it is like 5 days after you posted). Blue Skies, -Adam