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Hi Micro!!! How are things in your neck of the woods?
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Well...there is THAT! Hey.....a long distance relationship is a real biotch!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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I should get an award for putting up that weird guy, mnealtx! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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If you could steal $8000 without anyone knowing would you?
boinky replied to CSpenceFLY's topic in The Bonfire
Once upon a time, I would've said yes. And being quite honest, there was a time I've shoplifted too. But I have a different set of morals now. About a year ago, I bought a $50 card table/chairs from Walmart. I got into the parking lot and realized that the cashier never charged me for them. Since I was already in the parking lot, they would never have known the difference. But I would have. So, I peeled the UPC coded sticker off of the box and I went back into the store to the Customer Service desk and explained what happened. And paid for it. The lady seemed quite shocked. I'm sure she doesn't have that happen very often. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance -
I suck at getting the confetti out of my keyboard that came out of New Year's cards that certain people from California sent me. Oh...and aside from that...I hate dusting!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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OMG....how long did it take you to dig THAT up? (cringes in embarrassment) Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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I don't know how many people will remember that my comment was a plagiarism of a sig line that Turtle used some time ago. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Honey...mnealtx is not 5'7" And Turtle can bite me if any of this thread offends him! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Define short.....I am only 5'2" and I definitely admit to being short. What are the parameters for being "vertically challenged?" Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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You're very welcome!
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Huh? Vertically challenged? I dunno'. You'd have to ask him! Rumor has it that he's a bit weird, though! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Just between you, me and the fence post...I figure the chances of him ever actually getting to the altar with that girl are less than me winning millions of dollars in the lottery. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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In a different thread, I was asking about people being considered single. Leave it to Billy Vance to bring up a controversial comment. Which brings me to my current question........How long are you considered single? Are you off the market as soon as you have a S.O.? Or is it up until you say, "I Do"? And if it's the latter, is it okay for a person in a relationship, but not married, to: *Go to "Single's" get togethers alone *Bars alone *Parties alone *Dance with other people *Go do things with people of the opposite sex, but not the S.O. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Man....you're all making me look STUPID! I've just gotta' get out more! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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I think the best I got was an 80. I'm really pathetic. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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You're welcome.
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(Boinky taps fingers on desk, impatiently waiting) Well? We're waiting to hear what your score was! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Thanks!
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Awwww........shaddup! Why don'tcha' go watch the Juice video again? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Further than I've been. I've never been outside the US. And I have a bright, shiny new passport just begging to go somewhere!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Braggart! Don't you have some sex toys or something to go play with? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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It was my ex-stepson's wedding. I have been told that you can get divorced, but you never divorce the kids. So...I went. I sent a message out that said, "Help me! I'm in redneck hell and I can't get out!" Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Ouch! I did so badly, that I never bothered to look for a score. I think the, "Holy geez....you're terrible" is probably a big hint as to how awful I did. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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No...what's worse is sitting at the table that your X is sitting at. And all of his family. And realizing that you really don't fit in or belong there any more. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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How well do you know your world? Let's just say that I personally need to get out more. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance