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Guilty as charged! And I think I'll keep it that way! Nice thing to know. But if my honey orders them for me, they come to ME, not the other way around! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I'd stop just because it's an unusual event. Particularly in a train station. Of course, I stop on the side of the road and take pictures of animals too! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I'll bite. What's a "blue" state? Better yet? What's the closest one to Texas? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

That's what I'm worried about...... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Haven't you heard? Opposites attract! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Dang it!!! Now just see what you've done!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

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Shhhhh.............You go wash your mouth out fingers off with soap right this minute! I'm too skeered to put my toes in there! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Not yet! Lessee if the honey can find/buy me some on line first! Hey..I'll take some of those .357 in the meantime, though! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Got any .38 specials? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Hell, I gotta' find them before I can buy them! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

So I went to Walmart to buy ammo for my gun. I own a .357 revolver. I just LOVE my gun. I use .38 special bullets and recently used up my box of 100 at the shooting range. I needed my "fix" so that I can go shoot again this week. Can you believe that they were out of ammo? And they informed me that everyone else in town is out of ammo too. I called my local gun range. They said that they only have 10 boxes of 50 rounds left. It seems that folks are stockpiling because of the new president. Has anyone else come across this problem? It's freakin' crazy!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Maybe "stupid" was why I moved away in the first place! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Pfff......fuck 'em if they can't take a joke! Doesn't know? Or doesn't care? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Pre-programmed impulse, possibly. But how many times have we been late to work or something else? And what for? And extra 5 minutes in bed, a tv show we just "can't" miss or some other supposedly "important" thing? One time, I was in NYC. Walking. There was a man all dressed in silver. Even had his face painted silver. I just HAD to stop and watch. He was mimicking a robot to music. And very talented, I might add. A few minutes spent not doing something I probably SHOULD have been doing. A lifetime story to talk about. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

What would YOU do? Would you pass by in a hurry? Or would you stop and "smell the roses" as it were? In today's society, we are too apt to be in too much of a hurry to enjoy some of life's simplest pleasures. I've been accused of being "too easily amused/entertained." Well, if the other option is to be too wrapped up in everyday crap and not be able to enjoy the little unexpected sights, sounds, smells or tastes......then I'll pass. I'll happily be accused of having a child-like mind for the rest of my life! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' I replied. 'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. 'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' 'That's right.' So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?' I said to her 'I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today.' She said 'OK' and I paid for my things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened. THREE A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.' FOUR I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. ' Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?' 'Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked. 'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk.' FIVE Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use copier machine paper,' the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies. SIX I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in 'Twister.' I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the 'cruise control' and then went in the back to make a sandwich. SEVEN My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: 'I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?' EIGHT Police in Radnor, Pa. interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message 'He's lying' was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the 'lie detector' was working, the suspect confessed. NINE A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and it should be fine.. The mother says, I just gave him some ant killer.....Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency room! Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Personally I wear shoes into the house. And I don't care if others wear shoes in. I have a mat outside the door and another inside the door. Isn't that what they make carpet shampoo machines for? My next door neighbor is very anal about it though. So when I'm going into someone else's house, I follow their lead. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I met mine here at The Bonfire!

0 And that number will STAY 0 until my honey comes home for his bi-yearly vacation! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I was on line with my honey just after the New Year was official. Was up at 7 a.m. packing the truck and on the road by 8 a.m. on New Year's Day. I felt like I just had to be back in my own home on the first day of the year. Made it from Atlanta to Bryan, TX in 12.5 hours (and that included gas, food and potty breaks!). Best trip time ever!

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Online Christmas light videos. We've all seen them, those forwards that well meaning friends send us. I'm going to be visiting my mom soon and she'd get a kick out of watching the videos. Could you please post your favorite links (clickies) to Christmas entertainment? Massive displays, decorations and light shows.....or anything else you think might entertain her. Thanks!!!

Yeah, I thought of adding boobies AFTER the fact. Of course, it didn't have a penis either....thus it MUST be a "snowperson." Oh well, maybe hell will freeze over and it'll snow here again! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance