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  1. boinky

    Massages

    I need some suggestions for oils/lotions that can be used for full body massages. I don't want anything too greasy or slippery and it doesn't necessarily have to be warming or "flavored." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  2. If you found someone else you could stand to be with, then I'd say go for it. You're not forgetting the other person...they will always be there with you. But I'm sure they'd want you to be happy and not alone. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  3. ok...NOW he's done it. He called ME from the potty this time! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  4. So then he calls me, to have me read him all the responses to his posting and to inform me that while taking said potty break, he got is Prince Albert caught in his clothing and almost ripped it out! OUCHIE!!!! Fortunately, I'm schpecial....and he was driving when he called me! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  5. There are currently 174 people on line. I have only met 8 of them. Boy, do I need to get out more. I have jumped with only one (luv u, C. Spence). I have not slept with any of them. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  6. I've had 4 children. 3 of those children were born without ANY pain meds at all! Natural childbirth, baby!!!! All of this because I didn't want them to stick me with needles! Oh, and then there was the time they wanted to take my gall bladder. In almost constant pain, I refused for several weeks. They insisted. Once they had me convinced, my only fear then was when I could jump again. They looked at me with something akin to horror and said something like, "You don't want to have surgery, but now all you're worried about is when you can throw yourself out of airplanes again?" Hey, we all have our priorities ya' know! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  7. Does self gratification count? Or does it have to be a 2-way? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  8. Noooo...Anchorman sucked big time!!!! I couldn't even finish the whole thing. Napolean Dynomite, on the other hand, while still being pretty stupid, had a few laughable moments here and there. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  9. Actually I think it started when I wanted to lose 10 lbs. really fast. Then Deuce decided that we should make a support group. Of course, now I'm not doing so well....but I'm glad to see how well everyone else is doing. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  10. Noooo.....crack cookies sound YUMMY!!! Wanna' share? I think I hear them calling me from all the way over there, too. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  11. Well...right now the "downs" are winning and there are lots of yummy crap foods down there to keep me company. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  12. I'm so totally off track, that I am up front refusing to step on a scale. It would only bring me down further. Since the loss of a goal I had hoped attain, I'm floundering in a sea of "comfort foods." I need to dig deep and remotivate myself, but I just can't seem to do it. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  13. I agree totally. I hope I never get to the day that I am so hum/drum about my numbers that I don't get [B]TOTALLY[/B] psyched about those odd numbers...like my 342 right now. To me, skydiving is a miracle and an honor. I want to respect every jump I am allowed to make and give it the credit it is due. If I get to the point that I stop feeling this way, you will see a beautiful, totally matching CRW rig for sale on dz.com. It's then time to quit the sport. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  14. No...no...no... I want to be on top first! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  15. You and Bobsled stop this stuff [B]RIGHT NOW!!! That is just [B]SO[/B] wrong!!!! I believe in the Easter Bunny still. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  16. Ahem...that's probably only because you work in a building full of men and didn't want to get pinched by THEM! Or maybe you just didn't want to be pinched by me? But you are 8000 miles away. How do we know this to be true? You could just be telling us this. It's not like any of us are going to fly to Kosovo, just to see what you are wearing. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  17. boinky

    What do you do?

    But I [B]STILL[/B] don't see a posted picture of you in your tights. Sadly, I have not had the opportunity to experience a Big Way. My hope was cancelled. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  18. Ok, Grant...that picture was just plain [B]WRONG!!!![/B] Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  19. boinky

    What do you do?

    If that's the case, why don't you just walk around naked then? Saves time squeezing into all that tight latex. Ummmm......with or without YOU in it? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  20. You [B]REALLY[/B] don't know? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  21. See? I saved you from sore butt cheeks. Say, "Thank you, Boinky!" Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  22. I too have green eyes. But that is still cheating! It is taking advantage of what the "Powers to be" gave you and putting no effort into the day. Come on you guys...where's your Irish spirit?? I want to pinch some butts here!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  23. OK...Having a difference in opinion on the tradition of wearing green for St. Patrick's Day. If you have green eyes, does that exempt you from wearing additional green clothing? I say no and that Mike is just being lazy and cheating!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  24. boinky

    What do you do?

    [B][U]SWEET!!!![/U][/B] My favorite color just happens to be blue, ya' know! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  25. boinky

    What do you do?

    Well, nowadays we start at 0600 hours. But still very early, before the sun. We get to greet the sun on our ride to altitude sometimes! Stand your landings up? You mean that's possible? I just slide the suckers in like I'm sliding in for home plate safely. I can do RW...but why? CRW is where it's at! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance