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A float is SUPPOSED to have foam, silly man. How else are you going to slurp and then have a foam mustache? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I used to work as a bartender at Bennigan's. We made root beer floats with vanilla ice cream and IBC bottled root beer. First we'd put some ice cream in the bottom of a tall glass. Then we'd pour a tiny bit of root beer over the ice cream and mush it all up together. Add a little more ice cream. After some of the froth/foam settled, we slowly poured the root beer almost to the top of the glass. Then we served the float with a tall iced tea spoon and the remainder of the bottled root beer on the side, for the customer to refill the glass as needed. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Here I am! (sorry...had to actually work today...can you imagine? ) I went into my current relationship knowing up front that he wouldn't probably come back to the states permanently for another 2-3 years....maybe longer. He only gets to come home twice a year for a total of 5 weeks. When he does come home, we are together 24/7, making the most of our time together. When he has to leave, he never says "goodbye, as it's too final." He says "tschuss," which is basically saying "until later." During the rest of the time, we talk on the internet practially every day for as much time as we can fit into our schedules. Phone calls are hard to get out of Kosovo, so I get those very randomly. Every day, I "create" my day for him by e-mail. They often include pictures and stories of what most people would consider trivial....a flower, a bird, a sunset. But my goal is to make him feel like he is really here. Many times, after reading one of my "creations," he says he can "see it in his mind's eye." Trust? ABSOLUTELY! I believe that neither of us has any doubts as to the faithfulness of the other. Yes, I'm sure there is ample opportunity to cheat (obviously moreso for me than him). But we agreed up front that since both of us had it happen to us before, we would never do it to anyone else. If we feel the need...it's time to break up BEFORE it happens. Easy? NO! I mope for weeks on end after he leaves. But knowing that I have someone who is my best friend and very compatible, who likes me for who I am now (not who I COULD be) is worth the pain. Yes, I miss the constant physical part of the relationship. And the fact that I can't pick up the phone and call him out of the clear blue sky. Or being held when I'm sad, crying or hurt. And yes, I try to think of ways to get us physically together for good. I'm learning that I can't change the world and no matter how hard I might try, things aren't always going to be the way I want them to be. He makes me happy. I believe I make him happy. That's good enough for me. Which would I prefer? A man physically around full time I can't trust or a long distance man I would trust with my life? I'm pretty sure you know the answer to that! Over 1 year and still going strong!

Um...hon? That link goes to a Google e-mail sign in page. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Oh he doesn't want to do that. 4 1/2 years later and my interest in the sport, specifically CRW, hasn't waned. I would bore the shit out of him in no time. Viewable T-shirts, pictures and videos provided at no extra cost!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Do you now? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I try to mention my skydiving every chance I can.

LMAO!!! That would probably be a first. Person gets fired for accusing the BOSS of stealing from THE EMPLOYEE! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Hmmmm........well, while that MIGHT be true ....how would it look on a resume to say that I got fired for bitching about him eating some of my pork rinds? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

One of them is my boss. I'm pretty sure that retaliation over a pork rind would surely make it a shortened employment! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Actually at my job, that's not true. I buy big bags of regular pork rinds from Walmart. I take my lunch to work at the DZ because everything they sell there would undoubtedly NOT be considered dietetic or low carb. I'll have a bag open on the counter in manifest, and you would be amazed at how many people ask if they can have some or just go stick their hand in the bag and grab some, all the while saying, "Man, I LOVE these things!". But yes...they do stink up a place REALLY badly! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

"I do! I do! I happen to have two boxes of them in my house right now!" Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Hey....we were just talking about you last night. How ya' doing?

Ah, my young fluff-meister. I can't reveal Turtle's many deep, dark secrets. But you can pick his little brain when he gets back! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[BLACK]ooooohhhhhh..........aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh......WOW! Braggart! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

What if he gets "moobies" instead? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

And just [B]WHERE[/B] is the video, young man? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I'm pretty sure if the "worst" that he is AFRAID might happen today comes true, he may have undesirable people trying to act out said naughty thoughts. I'll make sure I tell him to try and get some pictures and video! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Actually....HE did! He wasn't near a computer...I was, so he told me what to say. But I'm pretty sure he would prefer to pass on any more turd pictures from ANYONE! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Oooooooh.........I'm telling!!!!!!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

True...true. I posted one about a year ago. I can't remember now, but I think the thread was deleted or something. AND I got a greenie written reprimand. Also, don't type your subjects in all capital letters. While I thought I was just making it easy to pick out and "proper," I received yet another written reprimand, informing me that it was like I was yelling at everyone. Needless to say, I don't do EITHER of those things any more.....at least not here! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

He's got some shit to go through today. Can you help him out a little bit by having positive thoughts for him? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Awww, garsh! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Proudly, I haven't choked the shit out of anyone as I'm suffering from caffeine withdrawal. YET! [EVIL] Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance