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Everything posted by boinky
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Hey! Only Chris is allowed to call it that! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Honey, I keep telling you...It WILL fit! It's been done before! Of course, afterwards, they said they wouldn't pack for me anymore! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Maybe...what's it worth to ya'? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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I can't believe you'd even SUGGEST something so mean and hateful! And to think you USED[/B] to be my friend! Besides, he has [B]OTHER ways of keeping me in line! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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And all of this bribery is under the assumption that I'm going to get drunk and do something video worthy? Could I have my bribe at the BEGINNING of Skyfest then? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Keep ME in line? [RED]ROFLMAO!!![/RED][/B] Of which he will take back to Kosovo for his own private viewing! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Bah...who needs a new container anyway? Jump the old one and bring your ass to Skyfest. It's not like it won't be 12 weeks before you ever see the damned thing anyway! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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I'll admit to being a lot of things. I'm just not willing to admit it NOW! After a few margaritas at Skyfest....who knows what I'll do or admit to? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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BTW...why is it that I don't see your name on the Skyfest manifest? Hmmmm? Afraid [B]YOU might have some "night visitors?" Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Ummmmmm.......no! It was Bolas that admitted to the world he was a dumbass....not me! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Why yes...yes it does! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Lessee..... I can take pictures and send them. As many as I want for a flat fee. I can take 20 second videos and send them in under a minute. Also unlimited. I have unlimited web access for a flat fee. I've been on various web sites, including mapquest and can read my e-mails from AOL, Yahoo, G-Mail, etc. In fact, I used G-mail all the way from Texas to Georgia and all the way back again with very few "dead zones." I don't suppose I am curious enough, because I know it does many other things, but I get what I want out of it....why do I need to pack my brain with more stuff I am not ready to use? Yup....I've got me a "Magic Phone®."
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To achieve a "SCR," the formation must exit without ANY grips. One person falls and sort of sets the base (the maggot). The others come to the them. Since it's easier to just sit there and wait...they put the low timer in the base spot...and use THEIR talent to make the SCR happen. I was the maggot of my "SCR" and DAMNED proud of it, too! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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HA-HA! MY new phone does magic tricks. Plus, for only $3 a month, I have insurance and if anything happens to it...they'll give me a new one. thhbbbbbbbbbbb Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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That must've been a hell of a birthday party you had, Bolas! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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I just love men with what my mother would call "Salt & Pepper" hair. Basically, it means that it's part their natural color...and part grey coming in. So I voted, multicolored! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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The Dates You Have Been Waiting For (SF06)
boinky replied to upndownshop's topic in Events & Places to Jump
I used to be in sales. Can you tell? Just let me know if the thing comes through. I'm sure there are all sorts of other ideas floating around out there! I don't know about teams. I sort of like the idea of pitting skydiver against skydiver. I can see some foul play going on with the women vs. the men! Let me know what I can do to help! -
The Dates You Have Been Waiting For (SF06)
boinky replied to upndownshop's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Perhaps you could charge a minimal charge for each person to play. ...say $1 a game? Advertise the matches on PA announcements throughout the day and create the interest. GOTTA' make it sound exciting, though! Remember, these are skydivers and they want half-nekkid bodies, beer or other such debauchery. Keep a list of the winners of each match during the day. Then, bring the winners back that night, once again for a minimum fee, for a championship round each night. Then on the last night, take the winners from the nightly rounds and let them compete for a "Twister Grand Champion." But let THOSE competitors play for free. For the final competition, you could create a betters "pool." The non-participants could bet on who will win the championship. Then have a special prize for the Twister Champion and a prize for the correct guesser. All funds would go towards paying for the bouncy thing...and any extra could go towards the original Skyfest cause. I wouldn't be very good at the game itself, but would be happy to help with any other assistance, such as taking/keeping up with names of the winners, money....or even donating a case of Shiner for the Grand Competition. Just one idea and if the idea sounds interesting, I'm sure there could be some tweaking done...but it's a start! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance -
The Dates You Have Been Waiting For (SF06)
boinky replied to upndownshop's topic in Events & Places to Jump
I'll bet they have to drag your tired, hung over, jumped-out body OFF the dz on Sunday night! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance -
The Dates You Have Been Waiting For (SF06)
boinky replied to upndownshop's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Boinky gives a very unladylike snort to this comment....and then laughs hilariously at it! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance -
I'll be at the dz on Tuesday setting up the tent, etc....and we'll be there every day until it's over. I'll definitely come and look you up. Thanks for everything!
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The Dates You Have Been Waiting For (SF06)
boinky replied to upndownshop's topic in Events & Places to Jump
No, that's what my honey is for! [BLUE]ROFLMAO!!!![/BLUE][/B] Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance -
The Dates You Have Been Waiting For (SF06)
boinky replied to upndownshop's topic in Events & Places to Jump
That's GREAT! THANKS![/B] Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance -
Really?
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The Dates You Have Been Waiting For (SF06)
boinky replied to upndownshop's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Are there any sort of electrical outlets of any type out in the camping region (tent, not RV)? They don't have to be close, if you allow extension cords. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance