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Everything posted by KermieCorleone
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But what if you're not in doubt? In our family, we train to simply pull the reserve for a pilot chute in tow. The pilot chute in tow is in a gray area between a total malfunction and a partial malfunction. That's the reason for the debate on how to handle it. For a true total malfunction, nothing out at all, were you trained to pull both handles or just the reserve? if there is nothing out, I was taught to go for the reserve. - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...
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Not trying to be an internet dick, but that thought and reaction certainly may have been a killer in the Brazil canopy collision fatality (yes I know, avoid the collision). Know why you do each set of EPs for each situation. Don't just instinctively Cut and reserve, as it may not be the right course. that wasnt all I was taught, I just mentioned it for this particular mal, I would obviously take everything that's going on at the time under consideration ... - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...
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I havent had a cutaway yet so I am not sure how I would respond to a high speed mal but I like to keep things simple and was taught when in doubt punch right punch left ... - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...
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Looking back on 2500 jumps
KermieCorleone replied to SansSuit's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
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Who rides motorcycles and what is your ride?
KermieCorleone replied to xtravrtsoul's topic in The Bonfire
thought I share some of my previous bikes: 1: my first bike, started out as a 1994 GS500 when I sold the bike the only past left from the original GS500 were the engine and the wheels everything else had to be replaced from all the times I laid that bike down. it took a crew of many ppl helping me to keep on that bike on the road lol ... 2: me passing a busa on my first track day. 3: my DR650 urban assault vehicle tourer. - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ... -
I'll be honest, when I was young (teenager) I always searched out the tall guy because I always hated being short and if I were to have children I wanted my kids to have a chance at getting some height in the genes. Since gaining a weee bit of maturity, I've learned that height doesn't make the man! g lol, you wont believe but I have been "denied" on more then one occasion because I didnt meet their height requirements, which was an actual number. 5'8" - 5'11" was the lowest they go LMAO !!! ... I couldnt help but laugh at the fact that they had an actual number in mind rather then the usual "tall" requirement ... - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...
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You too? Men are very silly creatures! g I am sorry but women discriminate against height way more than dudes ... yes, I am a wee bit vertically challenged - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...
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song and songwriter name? - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...
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I must reiterate, thats is one awesome song ... - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...
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I can dig it ... - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...
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wearing undies right out the dryer ... - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...
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Man small Why fall? Skies call That's all. - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...
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Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...
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I forgot who wrote this but I can dig it ... If you was white, you be alright but if youse black, oh brother get back, and if youse brown, "get down!!! get down!!! get down!!!" I am now the new black, the new negro, the new jew, the new criminal. By my appearance, I have surrendered my integrity and my dignity. This is my burden, I'll get used to wearing it. One day, this war on terrorism will be over, or I'll have gotten used to it. Or, some day, the terrorists will look different and they'll carry something else. Then I may be given some relief. Until then, "If you's brown, get down, get down, get down." - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...
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Over the hills in a weird little land. Live fairies and goblins with more than two hands. Some gremlins they say, can come with four eyes. The dragons can scorch with the simplest of sighs. The scariest things to people like us, cos nothing can touch them, they're allergic to fuss. Until their mother appeared, started roaming their valley. Hiding and pouncing from damp, dark alleys. No noise, No chewing, No signs of a fight. Devouring the children with a plate of French fries. The bitch as she's called in the company of elves. Brought this tormenting curse upon herself. She'd been on a bender and staggered home pissed. Found an eighth and some Rizlas and rolled out a spliff. Got the munchies and reached for the handiest snack. She hate her own kids and then spat them straight back. "Forgive me, my beauties, what a dreadful mistake!" The children can't hear her they've gone it's too late. "Debbie Gallagher - Shameless" - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...
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here's another biker poem, I thought was pretty cool ... Sonnet CXII - A TWO WHEELED RITE OF PASSAGE He sallies forth, my little boy, now two-wheeled But this is not transition from his tricycle: Horsepower sixty five, his wheels have squealed; My too-soon grown lad, on my motorcycle. His learner's permit held in his back pocket; Four cylinders of Macho roaring past. Not yet sixteen, propelled as if by rocket; It's years, not miles that have gone by too fast. My little boy, who sucked his thumb, who teased his sister, Is reaching out to make the world his own. Does license make the world now call him mister? And shall he, two-wheeled, leave me soon alone? But privately, I smile at his brave feat; For part of me rides with him, down the street. by R.A. Hirschfeld, Fountain Hills AZ, 7/15/81, The week his son, Willy, got his driver's learner's permit. - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...
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Erlkönig Who rides here so late through night and wind? It is a father with his small child. He holds his son firm in his arms He clasps him safely, he keeps him warm. "My son, oh why do you look so afraid?" "See Father, don't you see the Erlking is there? The Erlking, Erlking with crown and cloak?" "My son, it's a wisp of mist." "My dearest child, come, go with me! all kinds of games I'll play with you; such lovely flowers bloom on the bank, and my mother has many golden clothes." "My father, my father, and do you not hear, What erlking promises sweetly to me?" "Stay peaceful, oh stay calm, dearest child; In leaves so dry there rustles the wind." "Will you dear boy, will you come with me My daughters soon they will wait on you; My daughters lead in the nightly dance And sway and dance and beckon to you." "My father, my father, and do you not see, The Erlkings daughters in that dark place?" "My son, my son, I see it so clear: Tis only the ancient willows so grey." "I love you, your fine figure attracts me so much; And if you're not willing, I'll take you by force." "My father, my father, he's grasping me now! Erlking has hurt me, has hurt me!" The father shudders, he quickens his pace, He holds in his arms the groaning child. He reaches home with haste and dread; In his arms, the child was dead. - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...
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subtitles? - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...
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that used to be in my dentists office back when I had braces so I used to ponder on it once a month for a year and half and I still love it - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...
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might be a wee bit narcissistic but I like because of who I wrote it for ... - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...
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Who rides motorcycles and what is your ride?
KermieCorleone replied to xtravrtsoul's topic in The Bonfire
I currently have a VStrom650 but am hoping to sell it and get a EX250 ... been riding about 5 years now ... - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ... -
Oh my god, I shot my eye out! - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...
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That's what I like about these high school girls, man; I get older, they stay the same age. - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...
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You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy. - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...