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I got 40. Same here.

I've completed about half my list...the rest is: Through hike the Pacific Crest Trail Finnish an Ironman distance Tri-athlon Smoke a super high quality joint in Amsterdam (never smoked before, I just want to do it once and do it right) Burningman Run with the bulls Go to Tokyo

What kind of Mazda you got? I top'd out my '83 RX-7 at 125, think I could've done better with different gearing (it was set up for auto-cross). I sure miss that car. And got my Mustang up to 140 one time. So far I've gotten every car I've owned (excpet my 89 Mini and my new Nissan) into the triple digit range.

Tokillya, Whiskey and Bourbon Should also avoid Vodka and Red Bull, but it's wonderful taste has me hooked.

Sweden was the cleanest country I've ever been in. Plus it just rocked!

Right now there is an MXC marathon on Spike...it's on till midnight

1. I can bend my knees backwards about 35 degrees 2. I was born without 90% of my adult teeth. Turns out baby teeth will last alot longer than most people (my dentist included) would expect.

this is such a nice and positive threat....i wish you all happiness and peace in this lfe and your life to come... Om mani pad-mi humn

Not as bad as my bathroom story...last time I used a publc bathroom some dude sat in the stall next to me. All of a sudden he said "hey man how's it going" I'm not one to talk when using the sh*tter, but I said "not bad" anyway. Then he said "So what you up to?" Continuing the conversation I said "Sounds like the same thing you're doing." At that point the dude (apperantely on a cell phone) said "Hold on one second, some dumbass next to me thinks I'm talking to him"

Forgot my fav. "I don't drink water, fish f*ck in it"--I don't know who

Please excuse my ignorance, I don't know sh*t about birdman, but would skis on the feet work? Or even with the extra wind resistance would someone still be able to go fast enough horizontaly to get their optimum vertical speed? I've never paid attention to a birdman foot position, maybe i should go look at a pictutre.

I don't know about "studliest", but Keyser Soze is the most bad ass IMHO.

Not Boobies..... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=992301;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread

[homer]ummm...bobbies[/end homer]

Ding ding ding!! Yeah, that was an easy one. I was gonna say static line and PLF LOL

snap, snap, snap ok groovie cats..here i am "I am the lizard king, i can do anything" I hear a raspy, sundrenched voice say, from long away. "Who are you" I ask from a daily alcohol daze? "I'm Jim Morrison, you're guide to the other side." I see people, happy, sad, screaming mad. We're in the parade, the soft parade! On each side of the street, I see mothers, father, son and daughters. Each cheering as everyone walks away. "We're here to help you, to feel you, happy, sad, why you are the way you are." The whisky takes hold...... A sad man crying the solom tears of someone who never knew themselves. Someone who lements the passing of the youthful days gone by. I see friends and loved one's, talking with God....he's eating a cheeseburger. "Do you want to know the meaning of life" he asks? "Love" he says without letting me say a thing. You passed "the ones" on your way here, the lost soles on the side of the road. The sign said "Vegas or bust", or some such thing, but even they do not know the way. The golden color of wiskey welcomes everyone, wishing they were something more than they are. "We are just a dream" the indian Cheif says, as he takes a puff from the peace pipe.

Jimmy Buffett's "Pirate looks at forty" always gives me chills, but that badger song is something that will now always make me happy

That was freakin funny!

Just saw the preview for the segment and the voice-over said "She fell 14,000 feet without her parachute and managed to survive...."

can anyone place that in the movie? Can't place the quote, but the rule of thumbs scene was at the very begining when the big fat lesbian said that a rule of thumb was how they measured how big of a stick you could beat your wife with during the "old days' and the dude said, "Rule of thumbs, well you couldn't do much damage with that, maybe it should have been the rule of wrists" If you want the lesbian joke, PM me, I won't post that here.

Only time I have ever worn a suit to work was when I went for my ID picture. I really need to get a job with your "company" when I get out.

"The Ride of the Valkyries" always gets me, and "Brothers in Arms" in the helo scene from Spy Games (I know it's not a war movie, but it is the end of a war scene) is a great one also.

On the DVD extra features is the best non-PC lebian joke I have ever heard...if you got the DVD check out "special features" --> "deleted scenes"-->"rozengurtle baumgartener" scene Also in that scene the "rule of thumbs" is f-ing funny.

If they are watching mine then all they see is DZ.com and a bunch of (legal) porn.

Key West was cool, but Key largo is the place to dive in the keys (or so I've been told by everyone I've dived with) Last weekend it was only 67 F in the gulf so you might wanna try east coast (love the gulf stream, high 70's every time I was there during the winter) Jupiter has always been good to me. Never dived noth florida though