coconutmonkey

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  1. Hey Chuck, What's the plan. Looks like I'm gonna be delt out of WFFC this year, again. Looking for the Laborday weekend plans now. Talk later, gotta run out and play with the guys in green this weekend. CMNKY "Beware when meddling in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
  2. True, but the eternal celabacy in the intrim really sucks! "Beware when meddling in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
  3. Pammi! Cool finally getting to meet you and Merrick this weekend! Ya gotta come back and jump more with us (next weekend-- CASA!) There's always a hooch y'all can crash at here. "Beware when meddling in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
  4. Hey, When ya get to Bragg, come on over to Raeford and we'll drag 'round the monkey pit for a while. "Beware when meddling in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
  5. Been there, got the t-shirt. Though I must say, I did rather enjoy the place (hung out with mostly Kanuks whilest there). Though, there is a predominant odor of cabbage.... "Beware when meddling in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
  6. I prefer the shirt "We don't laugh at death, we sneak up on deaths door in the middle of the night, ring the door bell and run away. He HATES it when we do that!" "Beware when meddling in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
  7. Don't worry, I'll spend the bulk of the weekend preping for a command inspection on Monday... yuck! "Beware when meddling in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
  8. There are only two things in the world that scare me and one is nuclear weapons.... the other is Carnies. You know, circus folk.... they have small hands... smell of cabbage.... "Beware when meddling in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
  9. Been there? Hell, I live there. Awfully nice havin a DZ for a front lawn. Come on by and we'll make ya feel down-right welcome 'round here! "Beware when meddling in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
  10. 0:25:0 I Be tired. Nappy time... after some free beer!
  11. It's true. I've started receiveing frequent flier discounts for miles traveled. It's a relatively new program, started this year, and has awards for every 100,000 miles 'scooted'. Funny, I live only about 100 yds from the DZ... what does it mean?
  12. Naw, the two obstacles here are: 1) Who's going to take out a load to buy $3000 worth of whip cream? 2) Trying to catch him in his new super-stealth-speed golf cart!
  13. OK, some serious 'Twighlight Zone' vibes going here....
  14. Generally, I prefer to pack my own chute because if anything happens, I don't want anyone else being held responsible. The only time I really use them is if it's a really heavy weekend with lots of student loads and I'm force to swap rigs in order to make sure all of the students will get up that day. Then it's someone I have known for a long time and is very good at packing. Big trust factor here.
  15. Mman, Not bad, but try this on for size. PFL
  16. Jumpin in Raeford, where else?
  17. You know it, we paint more rock before 9am than most people do all day!
  18. It takes a big man to admit he's wrong. It takes a man with bigger boobies to laugh at that man...
  19. Survey says....X. Don't think so. That's an individually assigned task and too little work for the Army to get involved with... eh, Trooper?
  20. Your JM should breif and rehearse the dive with you on the ground to be clear about all performance objectives required to complete the dive in a satisfactory manner. Any questions you have on the dive should be addressed at this time. You're reading ahead for the requirements and preparing for the dive in advance, this shows your head is in the game. You shouldn't have any problems squaring it away before you jump. Good luck and congrats in advance.
  21. If you're going to start a skydiving story, ya have to use the correct prepositional phrase,"So there I was... No shit! Thought I was gonna die!.....". Then you can strart the stories of nubile young virgins...[Sir Gallahads voice] Please, just a little danger!
  22. Blister under the nail is no joke. Had one after running a half marathon a while back. The mineral water is supposed to help by softening the tissues and such and allowing it to grow forward faster (or something to that effect, I'm not a doctor and don't play one on TV.... but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Xpress!)
  23. LMFAO.... sounds 'bout right... better get back in the kitchen before 'cat notices...
  24. They'll kill their owners if some rottie doesn't mistake them for table scaps first...