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  1. coconutmonkey
    Hey, if it wasn't for 'skeeters, we wouldn't get to take those great malaria pills
  2. coconutmonkey
    Not much this way, how's with you? Hear you're thinking of signing up. Go Army, Beat Navy! Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  3. coconutmonkey
    Virtues? Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  4. coconutmonkey
    Sorry Nathan, Bruno is saving up for his part in Van Wilder II, Grad School. Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  5. coconutmonkey
    If you can't mix / disguise the meds with food treats, wrap the disagreeable critter in a towel to incapacitate the anit-people devices and give you two hands to deal with the fangs. (try putting heat pads on a kitty with large abcess on the base of its tail sometime) Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  6. coconutmonkey
    What is.... note to self to diversify confectionaries in the fridge... Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  7. coconutmonkey
    Sunshine, just remember, chocolate arouses the same areas of the brain as sex. If they give up choc for jumping, they will be forced to have more sex to meet their need for stimulis. Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  8. coconutmonkey
    OK, forget SM1! Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  9. coconutmonkey
    OOHHH! A grand and boastful claim. I want ringside tickets for this one.... Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
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    Dear Sunshine, I have a serious conundrum up here in Raeford. There appears to be a large group of DZ.com-ers converging upon my local in the near future. I need to ensure the weekend is memorable for all, but not sure which medium to use to entertain such an eclectic crowd. Should I: a) Purchase a new Pro-track and Z1 to look cool and know when to pull when jumping with this crowd. b) Purchase a new 1/3 scale Napoleon III 12lb Howitzer to light up the night life. c) Cut down all the trees in the back yard for an uber bonfire. d) Purchase "Naked After Dark" signs for the Hot Tub and staple all violators undergarments to the ceiling of the CML&S. e) Dig a bunker and hide till they're all gone. These folks are just too wild for me! Need your help girl! Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
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    Can't........ breath.... sides... hurt... Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  12. coconutmonkey
    DaGimp "OW! My head!" Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  13. coconutmonkey
    Congrats (actually coat tail PW) Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  14. coconutmonkey
    Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  15. coconutmonkey
    Been to both and treated well so heck yeah, come on down! Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  16. coconutmonkey
    COme on in. Wanna beer? They're free.... Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  17. coconutmonkey
    Hey, no video in the CML&S after dark to protect the innocent.... & the.... not so innnocent Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  18. coconutmonkey
    Bruno eventually got used to it (think Van Wilder). Getting all pruny is good for ya Chuck! Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  19. coconutmonkey
    And the gathering storm grows! Hootie-hoo! Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  20. coconutmonkey
    It was for your own safety. Souther boil may have kil't ya! Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  21. coconutmonkey
    Always good to hear from the GWN! Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  22. coconutmonkey
    Out of line? Me? Never! Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  23. coconutmonkey
    Aw, hell! Forgot to put DaGimp back in his cage! Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  24. coconutmonkey
    I may have to buy a new cannon for this one Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  25. coconutmonkey
    It's going to be between 2-3 hours to Raeford. Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range