futuredivot

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  1. and I thought that I was a peach You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  2. Playing bachelor tonight as my wife is out of town. Dinner was no wings, no pizza, no beer. I fixed roasted oysters, tomato parmesan pasta, and grille portabella caps. It was good, too
  3. Next step You=hanging out with your really hot wife Me=hanging out with a group od cropdusters you're 2 and 0 here, pal and I like my cropduster pals, but they don't look or act nothin' like your immeasurably better half You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  4. You=The south of Spain Me=The south of Mississippi Wanna trade? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  5. At twardo's age, it might be the bright light he's supposed to be walking toward You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  6. Mine's pretty good-I'm in the tough part of my travel schedule and that sucks-and I've been waiting for a PM reply from this J guy forever, but other than that, pretty good You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  7. Bull, I'm not standing at Burger King-I'm at the drive-through. Standing in line is too much like exercise You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  8. When I'm old as twardo, crippled, blind, impotent, and unsure of my own name-I'll remember those rules
  9. This was on the radio on my way back from lunch. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  10. My id is in pretty good shape-any idea where I can find an ego? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  11. Yeah, whadda you know-you're just a ......oh, we've already done that one-sorry-carry on
  12. Nothing personal dude, but you are kinda the Chinet of fashion plates You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  13. Those are the same frames my wife has. I think that they accent a face. not detract from it You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  14. Who? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  15. Filmed in Rockmart Anus and Andy You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  16. Vilification is petty and makes people sound snooty You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  17. But I haven't heard of anyone that's going to be there You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  18. Which finger am I holding up You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  19. And yankee drivers are fun to laugh at as they learn that driveable snow up there is usually based with undriveable ice down here
  20. Tell it to the judge O.J.! It don't fit, you must acquit You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  21. It was parody use protected by free speach You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  22. I think that my wife is super hot in glasses, and-she really is a school teacher
  23. Yep, that was it-but at least you're not a stupid fucker You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  24. JESUS! I think that's what the goat was saying... as opposed to "Oh God, Oh God"? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  25. Dude, I've never been that thin You are only as strong as the prey you devour