futuredivot

Members
  • Content

    7,239
  • Joined

  • Last visited

    Never
  • Feedback

    0%

Everything posted by futuredivot

  1. Nah, but it makes landing an adventure You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  2. But before make-up, it looked like a character from Austin Powers And Billy, it was ballroom dancing You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  3. Ain't no jewelry on me you bag of bones. She leads him around by the elastic on his panties You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  4. Die. You've evidently never been down-wind of him
  5. Hey, women love me fro the 60 minute sex sessions..........if you count the 58 minutes of begging and 90 seconds of apologizing You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  6. I can't take the cold-the only advantage MI would have is the fact that Florida has more yankees
  7. The mind boggles when contemplating the thread that would follow that. Considering it's Bolas, the first post would end, "How do I get these feathers out of my boxers?" You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  8. Where exactly in my Chilton manual will I find the roller downer? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  9. well, I know that your wife is always happier after I taker her to a hotel You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  10. "simmering"? "roasting"? I think you've been playing kitchen bitch too long. It's starting to infect every aspect of your life. Tell the truth, are you fighting the urge to go make a sammich right now?
  11. I thought that I saw him pass another one standing on the side of the road before he hit that one. Too bad, the meat is ruined now You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  12. Now you're reposting yourself-one last chance You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  13. You can do better than that-try again You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  14. Actually, one of the wife's few gripes is that we don't go anywhere that often. I really don't feel like going to a hotel when i have time off You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  15. Look closer at the vowels. That's not a guy card in your wallet. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  16. I'm not sure why I found this so funny Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.00. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00! When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. "But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows, "complains the man again. "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies. No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!" The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, this check is only made out for $50.00." "That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with my wife." "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. "Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and you could have." You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  17. If I'd bought a honda, this wouldn't be a still shot You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  18. There's a fine line between perfectionist and OCD. Just to be safe, I stay far away from the edge
  19. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wb41-jqiyE I am really astounded by how conservative I've become and another CDB song cuz those were a couple of tough years Living hard was easy when I was young and bullet proof Had no ties to bind me just a pickup and a roof I emptied every bottle when I poured I never missed Had bloodshot eyes at twenty five or was it twenty six Didn't seem to matter what price I had to pay Cause anything worth havin' I'd just lose anyway Friends worried about me and they asked if I was sick Thought I would die at twenty five or was it twenty six Those two years blend together like whiskey over ice Melting into mem'ries like somebody else's life I'm glad to say I've come around but if I could have one wish I'd like another try at twenty five or was it twenty six I met a girl from Georgia smart and pretty college grad Thoought my luck was changin' up to then it'd all been bad I guess I fell in love all it took was just one kiss But she said goodbye at twnty five or was it twenty six Those two years blend together like whiskey over ice... Yeah I've been down the road prob'ly been as far as hell Deception or redemption I guess only time will tell I have faith in the knowledge that God gave us a gift I couldn't hide at twenty five or was it twenty six Those two years blend together like whiskey over ice... I'd like another try at twenty five or was it twenty six You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  20. Go with left-over shirts and sharpie "2008 and still going-Up yers Dublin" on the back You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  21. I can't believe it! They all went high on me again!! You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  22. That's probably my problem. I'm never comfortable on a commercial flight and don't really like being in a jump plane until the seatbelts come off. Put me in a piston plane and I'm good to go. I'm not a pilot, I just feel better when I can reach the controls. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  23. Shouldn't you be out trying to order some bugus drink or something? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  24. Wow, dude-sorry I ticked you off. If I had know it was your sister I would have at least called her the next day. You are only as strong as the prey you devour