futuredivot

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  1. Smart girls always made my heart beat faster. Wait, maybe it was underpaid girls Either way, teachers have it covered You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  2. It looks just like the spot I used to hunt. Except for the buildings and the snow and the deer You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  3. I ended up with your deposit ICK You can have it back ---------------> . You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  4. Hey, if you fuck up bad enough, you can get 8 good stories out of one jump. The trick is not to fuck up so bad that you can't tell them You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  5. Hot damn! Welcome back, fucker. Where all have you been. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  6. Is that what you tell Bolas when you're pimping him? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  7. Let's see, f-bomb, wife beating, and a clit joke. I've become bonfire's lowest common denominator. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  8. Dude, I thought we were pals. Why are you trying to fuck up my thread? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  9. Fact-the vast majority of law enforcement personnel are male. I'm going to rob a bank. Then I'll immediately change my name to "Clitoris", they'll never find me. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  10. Nah, I'd be a much sluttier girl You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  11. Almost my whole life You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  12. Please attach a name to your pronouns-I have a reputation to protect. Well, if i had a reputation, I would want to protect it You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  13. being this height became a lot better with the advent of the bikini wax You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  14. To the best of my knowledge, I have never watched an entire episode of any reality tv show. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  15. I never get to be first. You should adopt my philosophy I'll never be first I'll probably not be best But being next is good enough You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  16. But what's your opinion of her? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  17. Do you really want to know? Think hard before you ask, I might answer You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  18. Change your avatar to something with boobs or a come hither look and you'll get many more responses You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  19. I'll try that now... then some tea. Or maybe you just need someone to massage your vocal cords. From which side are you suggesting? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  20. how long after impact does it rattle, or is it a single noise (click) You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  21. Well, the rule when you reach popsjumpers age is "Never waste a hard-on, never trust a fart" You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  22. So, what does it take to get you in to full blowing mode....besides $10 and a tequilla shot Hey, at least I entertain me You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  23. He was back in Italy last week-I have no idea where he is now. I assume that they're coming back to the states at some time. I feel all abandoned now
  24. Now there's a chick that didn't age well You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  25. Wow, then ya'll would have the same breath