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  1. OK, I'll bet that the clans are starting to gather now. Remember-No having fun allowed until Saturday. See you guys then You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  2. So, how did the test go. Did you get any help from your geek-a-roos? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  3. When I realize what you consider 'right', I fear to click a link that consider wrong You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  4. would you prefer that I sing, dance, or tell interesting stories You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  5. That would be cool, but you spending your money is much more within my comfort zone than me spending mine Don't sweat it, though-meeting me is worth the expense You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  6. Why yes, I was one of the pioneers of anime porn You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  7. Or maybe you made the mistake of asking You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  8. It's all give when you're dealing with divot You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  9. Doesn't your wife have one of those at home now? If she does, I hope he had enough sense to bring his own dinner instead of expecting her to cook You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  10. Well, that would explain where you got your cabana boy fixation You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  11. except for that one time in Atlanta at trivia night in April 2 or 3 years ago I remember thinking "Gee, she's not that much of a self righteous bitch" You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  12. do you ever feel like no one listens to you?
  13. It's good to know that I'm not the only forgettable person that you've met You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  14. This is why I gave up on watching MTV or VH1. I almost never see music videos anymore. The Buggles are going to reunite to record "Reality TV Killed the Video Star" You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  15. Well, just in case they're collecting addresses, I put in my neighbor's A bunch of hits for non existant crimes and no hits on a road that I know has 2 felons You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  16. sounds like a great deal-I couldn't do it due to scheduling, but I can't imagine turning the chance down otherwise You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  17. Well, who's got the biggest motor? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  18. Now you're gonna try to tell me that I should see a doctor when ill or injured instead of watching "House" reruns. How gullible do you think we are You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  19. Why hemeroids when women get them too? Cuz hims are women's biggest pain in the ass Why do Brits drive on the wrong side of the road? They start on the wrong side of the ocean Doesn't the blood rush to the heads of all the Ausies down there? Which head Why can't I remember what it was like to get laid? The 60's were a while back Why do women need sex education when spreading their legs comes so natural? Because closing their mouths after it's over doesn't What function does ass hair provide? Keeps you from sliding off the bed while sleeping Why do men salivate at the sight of boobies? Did Pavlov play a bigger role in life's discoveries than is commonly known? Is the CIA involved in that? The CIA, being a govt agency, is incapable of accomplishing anything What in the hell is going on in this world? Am I just on a bad trip that will end when I wake up? The 60's were a while back How did Clay get stuck with the sheep razz? A bottle of vodka and a lonely day on the farm Will the Bouncy House denizens ever return to continue the saga? We hope not, some things make better anecdotes than facts Just who the hell is Billy Vance anyway? The illegitimate love child of Turtle and a gay ballroom dancer Now you can sleep easy tonight You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  20. It's honey and alum Sweeter for the eater, tighter for the peter You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  21. Bunches and bunches of cops? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  22. You can change a user name. What you can't do is have your post numbers moved to the new name or use multiple names at once. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  23. If you could only see what I'm doing to the White Rabbit You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  24. At least you know that they'll not be stretched out and bunch up in uncomfortable areas You are only as strong as the prey you devour