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  1. I let her beat me at air hockey-that is the way to a woman's heart You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  2. That was a few weeks ago-she must have changed her mind
  3. Wow, I used to have a friend with the same screen name that you use
  4. Recently my wife and I were both leaving on business trips the same day. We both needed business and casual wear along with toiletries and standard travel gear. The only difference was that my trip was 3 days longer than hers. What the heck is going on here? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  5. futuredivot

    WTF?

    Dammit-try that response again...with more ANGER. You have a reputation to maintain You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  6. Kinda like screaming at Billy across the state line. Deja vu? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  7. Watching UGA beat bama in OT last year-just because I was in a bar in Seattle with an Alabama grad and txting Billy so I got to experience both of them crying like little girly men You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  8. Excuses, excuses-go ahead and embrace your inner transvestite. Believe me, we won't think less of you. It'd be impossible for us to think less of you Buy-referring up the thread a little. Picking on Clay is kinda wasted since he's not on here any more and can't defend himself. I'd recommend sliding the Georgia/Animal Love references to Darktreader from now on. He looks the type You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  9. Died on his treadmill. Does that mean that technically he was Walking in Memphis? A great singer-defined cool in his era. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  10. only one Well, only one that I get to jump for free You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  11. But then there's all those other times
  12. Unfortunately, the IT refers to a shaved hamster You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  13. Wouldn't have much of a vocabulary without the phrase "I did what?" You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  14. That's 47 states you pinhead! Yeah, Ralffers-he got around a lot more when that continental bridge was still in place You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  15. Now I know what you layabout attendees do while I'm busy working You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  16. Rats! You had to go and tell her she was right-we'll never be able to put up with her now. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  17. Where did red come from? madhatter-At one time, Ford was having trouble with grey and silver paint adhesion. I think that they worked all of that out but I'd check in to it. Other than that, the silver will be easier to care for. It's what I wish I had. Our cars are red, black, and dark blue and I obviously wasn't thinking about the fact that I have a long gravel driveway when we made those choices You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  18. They only do it to more effectively smother you with a death fart. Well, if a person is leaning back on you, they're firing a fart on the person in front of them. They are showing courtesy to you so the next time someone leans back on you be sure to thank them You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  19. Start the cat on fire? How do you make a cat go "Woof"? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  20. Bam-go for that cheap shot You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  21. Nope-it normally costs me $250 an hour plus tip You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  22. Not for watching it-you get shit cuz you were watching it while home alone wearing nipple clamps and ladies underwear. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  23. I can't wait to tell my wife this one tomorrow-she's gonna laugh until she cries You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  24. And at least one of those B-17's is jumpable
  25. They all do that-it's a test. Either that or college football arouses a lot more women that I would have guessed You are only as strong as the prey you devour