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  1. Go out and have a great one, bro You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  2. Happy & Sad A husband and wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his wife and said, 'Honey, tell me something that will make me happy and sad all at the same time.' She said, 'Your dick is bigger than all of your friends.' You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  3. Ok, I appreciate this even if no one else does You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  4. I thought that was the Viagra commercials You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  5. That's kinda the rumor I heard. Nobody's confirmed as yet, but nobody's denied it either You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  6. Ever considered medication? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  7. The ballroom dancing dress probably confused her You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  8. If my fat, slow ass tried to swoop, it would really make the news You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  9. Shakey sounds like a stripper I saw Bolas with one evening
  10. That's not entirely true, we like it when we get our cocks sucked by your girlfriend too You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  11. I can'e decide if that's a step up or down from who I heard the father was-Does the world really need another Osmond? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  12. When did Guppie get platform shoes? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  13. Who said anything about the airport But, I could land at the airport while drinking You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  14. Just a guess, but I'll bet that "sleepingwithbolas"hasn't been taken yet not insinuating that SHE is, just that the name is available You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  15. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  16. Help me post bail and i'll jump in with a Roaming DZ banner You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  17. had me fooled. At first i thought it was Billy but then I realized that would have been "UsedToLeaplizard" You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  18. Isn't that just another way of saying "keep your mouth shut unless you get caught"? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  19. I had a response, but then I realized that i was going to be agreeing with Popsjumper. I'm speed dialing my therapist now You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  20. I don't know of a movie for my present job but back when I was playing fireman a bunch of us were watching "Backdraft" at the station one night. When the scene came where Kurt Russell was holding on to the guy over the precipice, I hit the mute button and said "If you go-we all drink to your memory"
  21. Don't be too hard on the doc. A man so often fixes a woman's problems that it was a logical first guess You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  22. Do they serve peanuts? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  23. HBD Billy-How old? Are you ready for PPOPS yet? Phormer parachutists over phorty? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  24. OK, just got a few minutes before I have to make a choice. I'm not really hungry but I'll probably be hungry later, unless I'm a bit drunk. I'm not driving any more this week, just returned my car. I do need to be functional tomorrow. It looks like I won't be flying tomorrow due to weather-what should I do? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  25. We'ere pretty relaxed-khakis and golf shirt You are only as strong as the prey you devour