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  1. futuredivot
    Yep, Monroe set my bar of what the vibe is supposed to be at a DZ. That set me up for a lot of disappointment at other places that just don't quite make it You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    Am I the only person who answers "Cool, { I don't know when I'll ever get back in the air, but} if you see me-we'll make a jump. Be safe". and go about my merry way? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  3. futuredivot
    Yeah, but you've probably missed every dropzone you've been to at least once or twice I miss it too-no other place is like where you made your first jump. Joe nearly dislocated his arm giving me signals that I totally ignored You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  4. futuredivot
    Do you have the cool maid costume? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  5. futuredivot
    I was just looking to see if Sons of Anarchy got picked up for a second season and noticed that they have tshirts for sell with the patch design on them. Shouldn't there be a warning "The wearing of this shirt by any guy over the age of eight may result in the wearer getting his ass whipped by some biker" You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  6. futuredivot
    Well, they did keep the citizens from returning fire-you don'y want to put the drive-byers in undue danger by having people shoot back You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  7. futuredivot
    Is that what they call being baah-sexual? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  8. futuredivot
    Not a reference, a suggestion. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  9. futuredivot
    Talk about a test of freefall accuracy You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  10. futuredivot
    Holy fuck-you stole my Max Approval-it's just cuz you have boobs. If I ever meet you, I'm gonna stick out my tongue and make mean faces. So there You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  11. futuredivot
    Here. To get you started You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  12. futuredivot
    I'm starting to wonder what they add to your air supply when you're underwater You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  13. futuredivot
    You wouldn't hear the jokes if you were in the kitchen rattling those pots and pans like you ought to be. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  14. futuredivot
    possibly, because as your friends, they are sensitive to how you feel about it. I promise you that should we meet, you're less than 5 minutes away from a horrible fellatio joke. Then we can make a jump together, because with my hyper fall rate, i need somebody that will go down fast. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  15. futuredivot
    I think you're probably bringing a lot of your own baggage to the table-that and we, as a group, tend to skewer the sacred cows. At a DZ, you'll probably hear a gay joke-especially if everyone knows you're gay. I never go to a DZ without hearing fat jokes. I crack on Billy with deaf jokes-but I make sure he's facing me. Everything can be funny if you don't take yourself too seriously. It may sound harsh, but it's a warped type of inclusion that you get with this raggamuffin band. There are always exceptions to the rule, but generally, we use humor-even caustic humor-as a way to bridge our differences. In reality, for the most part, we don't care if you blow a goat at midnight while dancing with a dead cat around your neck as long as you don't hook through a crowded landing pattern. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  16. futuredivot
    I wonder how cute they'll think that is in a few years when she's swinging on a brass pole You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  17. futuredivot
    Posted it before, but it has to be this You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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    Shhhhhhh I donj't want to write the check
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    My daughter is so cute in that one You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  20. futuredivot
    Forgive him, Father. He hasn't got the "roaming" part of "roamingdz" So.Spense-got all the jet a you need? Got a relief pilot? Bottom line, is there anyone that might owe me a favor that that you can use? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  21. futuredivot
    Last I heard he was sitting in houston planning another trip tp Italy You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  22. futuredivot
    I'd love to be riding copilot. It'll be a fun ride as long as you're not afraid of breakinf something. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  23. futuredivot
    Dude, marriage was the best thing that ever happened to me .Even the first one gave me more than I gave. Even though it didn't work, what I learned made me a much better husband second time around and it settled me enough to live to get here. If it weren't for my first wife, I would have died before i hit 25. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  24. futuredivot
    Good luck with the job thing. Are you in the southeast us now? You'll like the switch to springs from air-the more basic mechanical you build it, the better it will be. Make sure that you work it off road 10 miles out of every 150. Land Rovers will eat themselves up on a diet of straight pavement (I spent a night drinking with a bunch of LR mechanics at a convention in Cali a few years ago. My background is pure mudding, no climbing, so keep that in mind. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  25. futuredivot
    I don't know if you're my friend anymore You are only as strong as the prey you devour