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Everything posted by JohnDeere
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For example, what are the consequences to someone's daily existence if they have a wife [and obviously don't have sexual relations a good bit of their lives. Fixed it for you! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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Consistently Fast opening modern canopies- Your list
JohnDeere replied to LongWayToFall's topic in Gear and Rigging
If you look in the background in that video you can see streemers that are moving pretty good. I bet that thing has a good flare with slower winds. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! -
Is a stiletto 150 right for me?
JohnDeere replied to dldproductions's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Long answer Hell no Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! -
You dont have to pack for yourself to know about gear! I dont pack for myself but i do check out my gear and untwist my brake lines all the time. I have watched my rigs assembled and helped do maint. on them. So dont make a BS blanket statement that if you dont pack for yourself then you dont know about/ or maintane your gear Lol, somebody has a lot of sand in their vagina... Not really i just get sick of people saying if you dont pack for yourself then you dont know about your gear or you dont care. I have my personal reasons i dont pack for myself. And its not becuase im lazy. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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You dont have to pack for yourself to know about gear! I dont pack for myself but i do check out my gear and untwist my brake lines all the time. I have watched my rigs assembled and helped do maint. on them. So dont make a BS blanket statement that if you dont pack for yourself then you dont know about/ or maintane your gear Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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Actually it was. You called it. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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Little Baby Drennan makes first appearance :)
JohnDeere replied to ianmdrennan's topic in The Bonfire
Boy, ain't THAT the truth!!! Pray for a boy, Ian...that way you only have to worry about ONE little prick instead of ALL of them!!! Congrats to you and Mrs. Ian! No kidding. Already with one girl and another girl on the way. I am soooo screwed. I have 3 Your blessed Congrats Ian children are a true blessing! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! -
Have a good jump. Just breathe! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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Glad you guys got a team together this year. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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Where did you get that from?? He said, he wants people to stop BUYING them so people stop SELLING them and instead just give them away to people who could use them. Think you have a bit of a inner issue with Karl there to be so quick to jump on his words all wrong like that. +1 Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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You should wait untill he has been back at least 2 full days. So he has time to catch up on things. I would not want to deal with anything like that from one of my workers just after being out of town. Give him a few days but not to many. You want it to be in the next week so he will think of the fact that you took care of things while he was gone. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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About $2000.00 Per year, but she does more than just my taxes. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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Does your Sabre2 open on or off heading more often?
JohnDeere replied to Rooky's topic in Gear and Rigging
That makes me think of that movie (dont know the name) "Fat guy in a little coat, Fat guy in a little coat" Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! -
Does your Sabre2 open on or off heading more often?
JohnDeere replied to Rooky's topic in Gear and Rigging
hush i want to use hers to to be able to downsize to your so i dont have to buy a new canopy Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! -
Does your Sabre2 open on or off heading more often?
JohnDeere replied to Rooky's topic in Gear and Rigging
Thats cuase your body position. Let me jump it i need a 135 to demo anyways..... Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! -
I fucking hate that shit! Its shit like that, that has caused this bumb ass entitlement generation. Not all of them are that way but there are way to damn many of them ignorant lazy fuckers! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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What to do now that I have my A license
JohnDeere replied to regulator's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Cool i was there in 2006 maybe we ran into each other? You are at a great DZ now also hope you enjoy it down there. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! -
Who is this "BOB" and how is he getting all the Women?
JohnDeere replied to Thanatos340's topic in The Bonfire
It was awesome meeting you this past weekend! You gotta bring your butt back to Florida for some more "fuckery" and this time you better not disappear so early! It was awesome meeting you!!!! I'll be back next weekend if the weather up here looks cold or sucky!! I didn't want to "disappear" early. Did you see all of those young/hot/gorgeous Air Force dudes that showed up Sunday???? Trust me, I did NOT want to leave!!! Sure you didnt. You just didnt want to leave BOB home alone all night. Screw BOB!!! Those dudes were SMOKIN'!! Then why did you leave without one?? Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!