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https://www.skydiveu.com/shopping.php Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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Yea it got to small too take a picture of Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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bag dump/bag strip and why it might happen
JohnDeere replied to sundevil777's topic in Gear and Rigging
There was a video posted a several months ago of a tandem bag-strip. It was pretty nasty. I don't have time to search for it, but IIRC it was misidentified as a "line dump" in the thread subject. I remember the same one but dont know where it was. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! -
I have a reg. UPT bag and there is wear were the lines exit the bag to goto the 1st stow. I could only imagine how much friction/ heat could be caused by these bags having one exit point for the lines. You can see on my bag were the lines have worn the bag, not sure of line wear but sure there is some. I have about 3-400 jumps on this bag Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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Thats great! Thanks for sharing her this video with us Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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Everybody loves the newbs! Somebody has to bring the beer
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Bill Dause Recieves "Chesley H. Judy Safety award!!!"
JohnDeere replied to DON321's topic in Safety and Training
Actually you have said so yourself several times. Dont back pedal now. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! -
Bill Dause Recieves "Chesley H. Judy Safety award!!!"
JohnDeere replied to DON321's topic in Safety and Training
Hyperbole, perhaps? Exaggeration, slightly but not by much. I believe he is referring all the regulars or employed skydivers who hold a world record & or national record in Lodi. Which on some days can be half the jumpers there. There is A LOT of talent at Lodi, no joke!! Wingsuiters , FF'ers, CRW and style, accuracy National records have suddenly become World Championships? No Im not sure if you can read all that well, but I differentiate between WORLD RECORD holders AND NATIONAL RECORD holders!!! And a combination of the two can equal about 1/2 the jumpers at a given time in the hangar at lodi. Perhaps if you need a better explanation of what I wrote you would need to attend the 5th grade so you can learn how to read basic ENGLISH!! I see you have met Kallend Some people like to argue just for the sake of arguing. Nitpicking comes to mind. Yeah, well, I'm a national record holder, but I've never claimed a world championship on account of that. Seems to me that the difference is a pretty big NIT. Dont forget to tell everybody you are a real teacher! Not one of the damn impostor AFFI's/Coaches. You know how to really teach! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! -
So Bill is THE MAN!. Him him fuck him Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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Bill Dause Recieves "Chesley H. Judy Safety award!!!"
JohnDeere replied to DON321's topic in Safety and Training
Hyperbole, perhaps? Exaggeration, slightly but not by much. I believe he is referring all the regulars or employed skydivers who hold a world record & or national record in Lodi. Which on some days can be half the jumpers there. There is A LOT of talent at Lodi, no joke!! Wingsuiters , FF'ers, CRW and style, accuracy National records have suddenly become World Championships? No Im not sure if you can read all that well, but I differentiate between WORLD RECORD holders AND NATIONAL RECORD holders!!! And a combination of the two can equal about 1/2 the jumpers at a given time in the hangar at lodi. Perhaps if you need a better explanation of what I wrote you would need to attend the 5th grade so you can learn how to read basic ENGLISH!! I see you have met Kallend Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! -
That sucks and should be reported to Homeland security! I would feel violated if this happened to me! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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What is the best thing to do when you are low?
JohnDeere replied to crotalus01's topic in Safety and Training
Why not make both better at the same time? Keep tracking until you need to pull. Once again do both and keep tracking until pull time. When I had less jumps and went low, I have tracked and check alt. and noticed I wasnt were I should be and tracked more....Track until pull time -
lol! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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Shit can i have 2 then Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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Shit i thought you were already on a couple of those! Oh well happy b day. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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Well Don, some of us dont "get around" as much as you Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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Weekend Numbers, and What Did You Do for Easter?
JohnDeere replied to JohnMitchell's topic in The Bonfire
WTF! Does he know you refer to him as "my partner?" Hey we're still freeflying and looking for a new vidiot. You, on the other hand, are now just handling meat. He is a damn sellout! That's just mean! you can quit before its to late Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! -
Great now Im gonna have to come up with another excuse Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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beach side? I would suggest the less tax side! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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Maybe he should keep his hands to himself, and learn to communicate better with his mouth! Dont change shit on my rig!~ Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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Really? Good luck with that.... Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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Weekend Numbers, and What Did You Do for Easter?
JohnDeere replied to JohnMitchell's topic in The Bonfire
WTF! Does he know you refer to him as "my partner?" Hey we're still freeflying and looking for a new vidiot. You, on the other hand, are now just handling meat. He is a damn sellout! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! -
What is the best thing to do when you are low?
JohnDeere replied to crotalus01's topic in Safety and Training
I personally will never do that again! I had a PCIT that I contribute to holding onto my pilot chute a few seconds after I extracted it....Once it comes out and I extend my arm, I have committed and it goes bye bye! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! -
Shit I got one you can have She comes with a good salary too! But I want my 3 kids Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
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Some people never learn.....I guess no one told him about the 32 hours of required reading on drama zone before your first jump...... Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!