JohnDeere

Your wife want his "flute"? Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

I thought it was the hillbillies and southerners... We do our best! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

Thanks! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

At least you finally figured it out I've know that no one loves me since i was a kid Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

Thanks yall i have called the railroad comition and have a meeting with the company officials that own the well in the morning. I just want to make sure im covering all my bases. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

So you have never jumped there but you dont like it? I bet they seem a little cliquey at night after a long day of jumping and everybody is talking about the best jumps of the day. But from what i have heard of the farm i bet you could enter into those conversation and ask how there day went and about there jumps. Most introductions happen during jump hours and peop-le dont really notice who shows up after the beer light comes on. You say you know some of the staff there, then you say its cliquey. Maybe its your friend's that should be talking to you? I dont think what hans said is harsh at all, and yes what he said has everthing to do with subject! BTW i have never jumped at the Farm and I dont know anybody there. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

Great thats one more thing to think about. Part of my yard has a galvinized pipe around it The other part is wood. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

That is so wrong But soooooo damn funny! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

Wow it didnt seem rude to me. It looked like he was just joking Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

I live about 300 Yrds from a gas well. It had a leak this last Monday. From my understanding it was a pressure relief valve (on the main feed line that comes from the well) that blew off. It was sparying natural gas 100 ft in the air for about 3-4 hours. It basiclly cover my house, shop, yard, tree's, pool, spa, cars, trailers trucks and more. From what they are telling us it was a salt and water mixture. But it has a sticky feel to it even days later. So there has to be more to it than salt and water (I think some oil). Need some advice on what to expect with this crap on all my stuff. Also what is the best way to deal with the owner of the gas line. What i need to be asking them to fix/clean. Also any hidden thing that may be damaged (A/C unit., shop etc.). Already had a guy come look at my tree's (leaves curling). Just need some info on what else may have been coming out of that line, and how to deal with this. Thanks for any info! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

Plastic? Where in the hell did you see that? Dollar general? Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

Watched it again and you even luckyer than before. The guys that pulled it out also had it stuck for maybe a secound? That bought you another secound! You may have used 2 or 3 lives on this jump Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

Wow It looks like you where very lucky in more ways than one! It looks as if his bridle got under his right arm. If not then his canopy would have opened quiker and he would have been closer and more under you. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

Oh come on I hear you are very good at them! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

That just means some of you are lazy! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

mmmmmm JIM! Fixes all my problems. Short term fix but a damn good fix while it last Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

What about this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGVnH39UzI8 Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

Oh shit the truth hurts so bad sometimes...... Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

Good luck with the leg braces! Since your talking about Texas and caravan, i guess your talking about the going down to Skydive 35? If you make it down here let me know i would love to meet you. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

Ha! Glad it worked out for you. But come on... do you really expect anyone to explain the nuances of a night swoop on a message board? So he comes here and ask for others opinions and you grill him?> Did you know everthing about anything before you did it? Hell no you didnt! You asked in person? OK. Im sure he did also and compared answers from here and there. Most people are smart enough to figure out if info they got is good or not. I do the same no matter who is answering my question. Ignorance is bliss! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

And to think how much easyer it could have been Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

I personally think that is the key! Everbody tells you to relax, but you cant relax if your not breathing. During AFF this was my problem. I would freak out and hold my breath. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

Fixed it! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

You shouldnt feel naughty.....yours was way to nice in my opinion!

I was trying to be nice (for once) Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!