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Finally of legal age; huh???? Happy Birthday! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Ditto! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Happy Birthday! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

LOL, my luck doesn't run that way ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

No, not at all. You're not getting old, just enjoying who you're with BTW, Happy Birthday! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

I guess I've been thru my 9 lives sotospeak & have been in quite a few accidents where not wearing my seatbelt saved me. Like I said, this was before the law of having to wear them (which I do). Don't care to go into details of the accidents, just my opinion & what I've gone thru. ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

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I personally think it's 50/50. When it's your time, you're gonna go regardless. ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

LOL....my friend just sent this to me: Did you know that I am a High Performance Woman?? I can go from Zero to Bitch in less than 2.1 seconds!! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

HOW TO TRANSLATE PERSONAL ADS: WOMEN'S ADS: 40-ish....................................49 Adventurer.............................Slept with all your friends Athletic..................................No tits Average looking......................Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful................................Pathological liar Contagious Smile....................Does a lot of Ecstasy Educated..........................Banged her Political Science professor Emotionally Secure.................Medicated Feminist..................................Fat ball buster Free spirit...............................Junkie Friendship first................Trying to live down reputation as a slut Fun......................................Annoying Gentle...................................Comatose Good Listener........................Borderline Autistic New-Age...............................All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned.......Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs Open-minded..........................Desperate Outgoing................................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate..............................Sloppy drunk Poet.......................................Depressive Schizophrenic Professional............................Certified Bitch Redhead.................................Bad dye-job Reubenesque...........................Grossly Fat Romantic................................Looks better by candle light Social..............Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray Voluptuous.............................Very Fat Height/weight proportional.......Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate......................Stalker Widow................................Drove first husband to shoot himself Young at heart. .......................Old bat MEN'S ADS: 40-ish.....................................52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic...................................Watches a lot of NASCAR Average looking...........Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, &back Educated..............................Will patronize the shit out of you Free Spirit........... ...................Banging your sister Friendship first...................As long as friendship involves nookie Fun.................................Good with a remote and a six pack Good looking...........................Arrogant Very good looking....................Dumb as a board Honest....................................Pathological Liar Huggable.......................Overweight, more body hair than a bear Likes to cuddle........................Insecure mama's boy Mature....................................Older than your father Open-minded....Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested Physically fit............................Does a lot of 12-ounce curls Poet.......................Wrote ex-girlfriend's phone number on a bathroom stall Sensitive..................................Cries at chick flicks Very sensitive...........................Gay Spiritual....................................Got laid in a cemetery once Stable..........................Arrested for stalking, but not convicted Thoughtful......................Says "Excuse me" when he farts ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

The Receptionist: An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, "NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS." ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Yes, but only cause IT'S THE LAW. Before it came law, I was in a really bad car accident where NOT WEARING THE SEATBELT saved my life ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

NIOCE! Congrats! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

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Wow....that's a lot of pot ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Aaawww, chipmunks are sooo cute. I saw a ton of those when I went to Hoover Dam last Newbie: Luv the squirrel picture! I fed them at the capital in Austin almost everyday during lunch. ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

OMG! That's insane! I can't help it......I luv their fries but only eat there like once a month ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

That's fun! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

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I'm real Need I say more???? ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

According to Kreg, I understand we have the same "pad"...you BETTER be nice to me sheep-man Hhuumm, I have the same pad tooo, where's everyone gonna fit???? Kreg told me that you'd be there, but I think some will be there for only a few days at the beginning and others arriving and leaving later. My parents live close so most of the time I'll stay at their place, but if there's a night or two that I want to hang out around the bonfire, then that's my backup plan. SWEEEET! Works for me ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

LOL...that's sooo cute! Happy B-Day Sunnyone! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

According to Kreg, I understand we have the same "pad"...you BETTER be nice to me sheep-man Hhuumm, I have the same pad tooo, where's everyone gonna fit???? ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

I feel as others posted above, they should not be moved. I like to talk about what's going on/who's going/who went in previous years, etc in Talk Back. ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

As I told you on the phone Saturday.......Congrats, that's AWESOME. What a romantic, luv the pictures! Wishing ya'll happiness & luv! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!