Casie

Oh, almost forgot...one of my personal favorites On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knowing nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing supremo is. "Top of the mornin' to yer sor," says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick hello and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are dose?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees," replies Tiger. "Well, what on God's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger. "Fooking Jaysus," says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting!" ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Hope this makes ya laugh A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," the man replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him" she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender."Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message,"she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say. "Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room." ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

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Ok, I'll rephrase that. I ride on steep rocky hills or big bumps in the middle of the way ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

That's an interesting thought. Let's see, I mountain bike ride at least 3 times a week. I've been going on the same route for 1 1/2 years. Last Sunday was my first (BEER) wipe out......BUT it doesn't stop there. I freak'n wiped out again in a different place yesterday.............eeeeerrrrrrrrr WTF! I'd say I'm lucky since nothing got broken & I laughed about it! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

I second that ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Happy Birthday! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

They're fake ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

OMG! That's my song That song soooo turns me on I also like sex & candy I wanna sex you up.....(Color Me Bad)? Oh my...I wouldn't consider it sexy but I like the fuck you like an animal song tooo ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

YOU SUCK! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

She's just bad news. I would hate to get on her bad list! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

7/10 ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

I soooo enjoy it! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Poor Casie.... Huh? What's going on? I'm gonna be stalked? ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

YAH....today I got my delete/edit options bac. Thanx Viking for deleting my photos last week! You're da bomb ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Is that for easier access? NIOCE! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

I'm not even gonna go there due to the other responses ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

QuoteI'm bored... just answer the damn questions: 1. Whats your name? Casie 2. How old are you? 28 3. Why did you decide to start jumping out of airplanes? It was on my list of things to do! 4. Are you single or taken? n/a 5. Do you have kids? No 6. What do you drive? 2002 PT Cruiser 7. Have you ever done a kisspass? Several 8. Where do you live? Texas 9. Do you have any pets? Not anymore 10. How many jumps do you have? 85 11. What color eyes do you have? brown 12. What is your nationality? American 13. Have you ever dated someone you met off the internet? NO 14. Favorite Movie? Forget Paris 15. What do you do when you arent skydiving? Mountain bike ride/volleyball/too many others to list 16. Have you ever BASE jumped? No 17. If not... do you want to? Yes 18. Do you have siblings? 2 half sisters 19. Where do you want to travel to the most? Australia 20. What's your favorite color? Blue 21. Where was the last place you flew to ( not skydiving )? Colorado ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Casie likes boxer briefs very much! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

hehehehe....no one responded so it's TRUE, I am an ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Ooohh, you're adorable! I'm flattered Steve said that ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Was it that obvious that i had someone in mind? Hehe (And yes he's single...for now....)

Works even better if he has a baby face with ice blue eyes too.... Who might you be talk'n about? Is he single? Where does he live? ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Hell NO! It's the bad boy "image" that turns me on. ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

WHATEVER! If you're in my scrapbook, you're special And YES.....you along with others are ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!